You Know You've Hit Rock Bottom When...

[Dirt McGirt]

You start talking like @Y2K Baby

 

[Y2K Baby]

You start talking like @Y2K Baby

Several strokes are required for this.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

...

the [redacted because im not retarded] year old boomer inside me is seething at that statement

 

[Pina Colada]

You try to score with widows at wakes and funerals.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You try to score with widows at wakes and funerals.

You try to score with windows at wakes and funerals.

 

[Pina Colada]

You try to score with windows at wakes and funerals.

You copy someone else's quote to cash in on the popularity.

 

[d12]

You see this guy at the bus station.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You copy someone else's quote to cash in on the popularity.

You don't notice the "n"....

 

[Y2K Baby]

You see this guy at the bus station.

When you can't understand his accent.

 

[Red Hood]

You try to score with widows at wakes and funerals.

It's the final rung of the ladder behind closing time at TGI Friday's.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Monster Energy is the only non-alcoholic beverage you consume.

*sip*

 

[RatManStan]

You get into a heated argument in the comment section of YouTube

Youre a weeb who thinks watching obscure anime makes you the next Einstein

You wake up at 2 pm everyday and cry because there’s no one to stop you

 

[OhGoy]

you're me

 

[TiggerNits]

When you say "The bar" and you mean Applebees.

 

[Penultimo]

You still have faith in Capcom.

 

[Forever Train Engineer]

When you still defend DaddyOfFive

When you still think EA will make a game that won't be anti-consumer

 

[cunt bucket]

when you hit the bottom of a rock

 

[JustStopDude]

You are person that opens personal mail at bar.

 

[RG 448]

I have no idea because my life has always been great

 

[Bassomatic]

I have no idea because my life has always been great

This is how I feel but I only have 6 Ferraris right now and a 9.8 sucked my cock this morning.

So I know what the other half live like and it's fucking horrible.