You Know You've Hit Rock Bottom When...

[Big Nasty]

Monster Energy is the only non-alcoholic beverage you consume.

You beg for cigarettes on Facebook.

You call your girlfriend "Cunt" like it's her first name, and she thinks you're being "tounge-in-cheek".

You can't spell your kids' names.

You eat candy for breakfast.

You hate mixed-race couples but want to import a Filipina or Thai girlfriend anyway.

You watch dipping tobacco reviews on YouTube.

Your dad have tried to steal your girlfriend.

Your favorite whiskey is actually a liquor.

You've tattooed your dog.

 

[PT 404]

There is no better source for learning about Cope Long Cut than YouTube, man.

 

[Cthulu]

You're sitting on a bench in the park and a bum throws you a quarter

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

You have a Kiwifarms account.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You eat spaghetti everyday.

 

[killmeme]

You smoke cigs you find on the the street

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

A lot of OP sounds like Maddox. Do you guys think he's actually hit bottom yet?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Monster Energy is the only non-alcoholic beverage you consume.

...

 

[Ass eating cunt]

You wanna commission a artist

 

[Gus]

The only thing you eat in the morning is vicodin.

 

[BeanBidan]

Look for roaches and specks of weed in your pipes and bongs to scrounge up enough to have a bowl.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

You know you're a redneck.

 

[skiddlez]

You eat candy for breakfast.

To be honest this is actually a good idea, if you're gonna eat unhealthy shit high in sugar or other carbs, you should eat it for breakfast (so you can use the energy during the day) and dinner should actually be your lightest meal of the day, low in carbs and high in protein, or at least something extremely low in calories like vegetables.

Even though I'm technically right, I'm just trying to justify the fact that I eat candy for breakfast sometimes. Fuck you.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

You consume child pornography and blame it on untreated stress when your ass gets dragged to court.

 

[dunbrine47]

When you can't tell the genders of people coming out of the bathrooms across from the bus stop.

 

[Red Hood]

when you advocate for the sterilization of anyone that disagrees with your vision of the superior future.

 

[AssRock]

When you thirst for the nudes of lolcows.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

You eat spaghetti everyday.

*shouts angrily in Italian*

 

[TiggerNits]

You smoke in your car

 

[Y2K Baby]

You cum into bedrock.