You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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Being called a Nazi because I like Norse mythology, then in the same conversation unironically saying they support eugenics if it could breed out religious people.

I fucking hate having an SJW sibling, and it's even worse when they're an absolute re.tard convinced that they're some sort of genius.
 
Users on gun-focused forums who try to sound tough and salty as all hell, but who rarely have good information. They like to imply that any who disregard their sage counsel will surely die as a result. Well, of course they will die, but so will everyone who listened to them.

These would-be tough guys are full of aphorisms that don't match reality. No two of them agree, but they're all right about everything.

I've stopped participating on those forums. The flood of baseless, useless bullshit drowns out the dribble of factual information. It's Gresham's Law made flesh, Dunning-Kruger going #1 with a bullet.
 
My dog won't let me touch his eyes and has a buildup of crap I have to cut off because he has virtually no tear production and saline only goes so far. SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE FAGGOT SHITHEAD THIS IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR I'M TRYNNA HELP YOU

It literally feels like I did a medium impact workout trying to corral that sucker a million times.
 
Having an obvious joke rated "dumb" triggers me far out of the scope of what a virtual sticker on an internet forum should.

I wish there was a "your joke sucks and I hope you get raped to death you unfunny faggot" sticker. Then I'd be sure at least it wasn't someone rating me dumb because they have massive autism.

WinterMoonsLight dijo:
Being called a Nazi because I like Norse mythology, then in the same conversation unironically saying they support eugenics if it could breed out religious people.

I fucking hate having an SJW sibling, and it's even worse when they're an absolute re.tard convinced that they're some sort of genius.
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What's MovieBob like irl?

AprilRains dijo:
Users on gun-focused forums who try to sound tough and salty as all hell, but who rarely have good information. They like to imply that any who disregard their sage counsel will surely die as a result. Well, of course they will die, but so will everyone who listened to them.

These would-be tough guys are full of aphorisms that don't match reality. No two of them agree, but they're all right about everything.

I've stopped participating on those forums. The flood of baseless, useless bullshit drowns out the dribble of factual information. It's Gresham's Law made flesh, Dunning-Kruger going #1 with a bullet.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess a lot of them are veterans who are very proud of the two weeks of range they did in Boot Camp before going on to cook school.
 
Medium sized and above dogs, particularly when they startle me when I'm out walking or bark and growl for no apparent reason. Fuck I hate dogs.
People who sabotage work and don't play on the team, but pursue their own agendas and are dishonest or exploitative in their professional behaviors ... or personal relationships.
Neuro-typicals and people with no sense of humor or who default to one of other thought limiting cliche: Nazi, Racist, Islamophobe.... it's like they have a set of flash cards they wave around in their tiny brains.
I could go on... but this sort of question also pisses me off cause it makes me remember all the things that piss me off.
 
1. On the bus, women who bring aboard strollers and either fail to fold them and secure them properly or bring aboard strollers that CANNOT be folded. This rule is in the fucking bus schedule pamphlets, it's plastered in the buses themselves, and drivers are supposed to enforce it as a matter of safety. "Oh I'ma park this big fucking stroller in the aisle here since it doesn't fold. The rules don't apply to me because something something I'm a mommy." And the drivers just let it fucking happen.
2. People who bring aboard bags of groceries (including jugs of milk) and just plop them in the seat next to them without holding onto them to keep them from flying all over the place. Bus needed to make a sudden stop because some retard decided he could cross the street anywhere he wanted, any time he wanted? Ohhhh noooo my groceries are all over the bus and the milk popped open and spilled all over ohhhh noooo how could this have happened?
3. People who play their shitty niggerbeat crap loud as fuck in the back of the bus. While trying to sing along. With their friends. And the drivers do nothing. If you can drown out my fucking JBL earbuds cranked up high there's a fucking PROBLEM, assholes.
 
Sprig of Parsley dijo:
1. On the bus, women who bring aboard strollers and either fail to fold them and secure them properly or bring aboard strollers that CANNOT be folded. This rule is in the fucking bus schedule pamphlets, it's plastered in the buses themselves, and drivers are supposed to enforce it as a matter of safety. "Oh I'ma park this big fucking stroller in the aisle here since it doesn't fold. The rules don't apply to me because something something I'm a mommy." And the drivers just let it fucking happen.
2. People who bring aboard bags of groceries (including jugs of tard cum) and just plop them in the seat next to them without holding onto them to keep them from flying all over the place. Bus needed to make a sudden stop because some exceptional individual decided he could cross the street anywhere he wanted, any time he wanted? Ohhhh noooo my groceries are all over the bus and the tard cum popped open and spilled all over ohhhh noooo how could this have happened?
3. People who play their shitty niggerbeat crap loud as fuck in the back of the bus. While trying to sing along. With their friends. And the drivers do nothing. If you can drown out my fucking JBL earbuds cranked up high there's a fucking PROBLEM, assholes.
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I hope you find the funds to get a car soon. I fear your head will explode if you don't.
 
people doing 80+ in a 65. Why is the speed limit not enough? I personally know people that do 90-100mph in 65-80mph zones and it pisses me off. One day they will either lose their license or get in a horrible accident. Either one works for me. I will have a good laugh.
 
The inside door handle on my car snapped in half today for no apparent reason. Now I have to roll down the window to open the door.

I told my wife and she said we should get a new car. She thinks I got where I am by buying liabilities.

The Saltening dijo:
people doing 80+ in a 65. Why is the speed limit not enough? I personally know people that do 90-100mph in 65-80mph zones and it pisses me off. One day they will either lose their license or get in a horrible accident. Either one works for me. I will have a good laugh.
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What makes me insane is the people who do 55 in the 75 zone, but when we go through a town and the speed limit goes to 30, they go 50
 
Dumb criminals, if you commit a crime be smarts about it. If i see another person arrested because they filmed it im gonna go full frank castle on them. I saw a sign at an airport that said report human trafficking and my only reaction is why the fuck are you taking a kidnapped child on a plane use a car or boat stupid. I dont want the criminal to get away but at least give our donut eating overlords a challenge.
 
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