You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

People who litter in general. Fucks sake is it that hard to throw your beer bottle into the trash instead of just tossing it on the ground?
Some cunt dunked her Starbucks cup in a shopping cart I was putting away like it was a waste bin she was playing basketball with. I called her out on it and she stared vacantly like a dumbass. I hate the fact that I can't chew her out further because she's a customer and we are obligated to lick their asses.
 
Some cunt dunked her Starbucks cup in a shopping cart I was putting away like it was a waste bin she was playing basketball with. I called her out on it and she stared vacantly like a dumbass. I hate the fact that I can't chew her out further because she's a customer and we are obligated to lick their asses.
Kill her...hell do the entire supermarket for Manny and Sal! That's how the customer laughs at you, Taylor. You ever seen a head come apart like that?
 
Abusers of people that can't defend themselves. Seeing someone who might be crippled, mentally unfit, or a child being abused just breaks my heart because they can't generally get help (or at least it'd be hard to), and be unable to defend themselves.

Probably why the Susan Schofield thread pisses me off every time I go into it.
 
When my neighbors have loud sex. I want to rip off the guy's cock and bludgeon him to death with it. Then I'll tip my fedora to the girl with a "m'lady" and she'll fall head over heels for me.
 
Making a set-up for a joke, then no-one walks into it for years (context: had a folder deep inside the phone's file system named "horsecocks", which contained two pictures of hippalectryon - both people to stumble upon it while dicking around the phone so far haven't opened it, and asked awkward questions instead. Bastards.)
 
When my neighbors have loud sex. I want to rip off the guy's cock and bludgeon him to death with it. Then I'll tip my fedora to the girl with a "m'lady" and she'll fall head over heels for me.

Holy shit this. Back when I lived in a dorm, the guy and whoever he was banging in the room next to me would always wake me up at 2:30 a.m. like fucking clockwork. The walls were paper thin so I could hear everything, and our beds were pressed up against said shared wall, so I was basically in bed with them from an auditory standpoint. But what do you even say in that situation? You can't call him out on it, that would admittedly be a shitty dick move on my part. It wouldn't have bothered me as much if they did it at a decent hour, but don't wake me up at 2:30 in the morning you dumb cocksucker. Have some basic courtesy.
 
Those smug vegetarians and vegans who always end up showing up in posts to go on about how great their diet is. There's usually rational ones who are normal but then both of these douches come in every time in a normal vegetarian post:
1. Vegetarians who act smug because they don't eat meat.
2. Vegans who say it's not enough being vegetarians and you must go full vegan.
 
The word "problematic", SJWs, modern feminism, doing what people tell me to do (just makes me wanna do it less), furries, people who can't take a joke (looking at you, SJWs)
Edit: oh and cat haters!!! They can go choke on a dick
 
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Google Maps (tm) is convinced that I cannot turn left out of my driveway and always tacks on and extra 5 minutes going around the block to any trip planning to the left side of the planet.

I am from the 1st world btw.
 
When I'm out in public areas and I see trash littered all over the place. It makes me annoyed and I'll immediately judge people who do this as not having enough pride in where they live to trash it up the way they do and I don't think it's respectful.

When people belch into their mics when they're filming Youtube videos. It's not annoying to make me turn it off but honestly- edit that out.
 
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When the cable goes out whenever there's a hockey game on. It usually happens during the post-season. Now it's the first Penguins game of the regular season. Fuck you, Comcast.
 
People who ask for your opinion and then get mad at you for your opinion.

Also people who publically vent about something and when you ask them whats wrong they say “nothing”
 
At the moment, the thing vehemently driving me up the wall is adult peers who behave like children. I mean, someone you work or go to school with taking zero accountability for themselves and taking advantage of people around them as if they're all collectively just extensions of their parents.
Grown adults that sap me like I'm an endless wellspring of definitely wanting to serve them at all times. Like making a huge shit mess in my apartment and not cleaning it, proceeding then to use all of my things without asking, needing (and expecting) to be driven home if I ever want to be rid of them, etc.
 
>Smug people
>Glorification of suicide
>Animal Abuse
>"Nice Guys"
>People who think they are much smarter/wiser/"deeper" than they really are
>A-Logs in general
>Hardcore Star Wars fans
 
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