You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[soft breathing]

People doing tons of bad jumpcuts in their videos/audio.

I'd rather hear someone say 'eeeeh' or have little pauses in the audio than have them cut off half of a word. Or have them talk with 394324 unnaturally short pauses. It just makes it hard for me to follow what they're saying.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

A real man just leaves his porn up on the desktop with icons so you can tell exactly what porn you're clicking on.

tbh, I don't mind people who have it like that most of the time, I only get annoyed by it when I'm fixing a PC for somebody and then I see their fucking MILF porn directly in the root of the C drive like what the fuck. hide your porn ffs man. Don't get me started on when it's gay porn.

 

[The Last Stand]

People that post political memes on Facebook annoy me, then when they just SCREENSHOT the phone without cropping or enhancing the image...



You have it saved on your phone, just UPLOAD the image itself!

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I realize I was holding back in my post. I'm so used to people on social media saying things like "lol you're just a butthurt prude." When I'm just telling people to keep their fetishes away from others. It kind of pisses me off that I feel like I have to tone myself down on the farms. Here I don't have to worry about that.

Fuck degenerate coombrains. Feels good to say.

Im seriously not against r-18 art and things. But its so goddamned hard to find classy erotic art, comics and other adult content aimed at women or, well, not coomers. Anyway.

People who kind of just assume everyone is the same religion as them?

Not sure if this fits here or the retail horrors better because it's mild. But I had a lady come into my work today going "I just want you to know how glad I am you're closed tomorrow. In today's godless world (insert something about no one being religious and good anymore)."

I made a polite neutral sound since I'm at work but like, lady you're talking to someone who's not Christian. I know thats the default here but it always feels narcissisitic for people to talk like they assume everyone is. If I wasn't at work I'd probably say "oh, indeed, I hope you have a happy Ostara/Beltane* and may Cernunnos bless you too!"

*Those don't really fall on Easter this year and I don't know if she would know who Cernunnos is, but it'd be fun to see her reaction.

People like you piss me off. Zero self-awareness.

 

[TinCan Wizard]

Those ''educational'' videos where a hand draws shit on a white board instead of simply showing the drawings.

 

[The Last Stand]

Those ''educational'' videos where a hand draws shit on a white board instead of simply showing the drawings.

I like the interaction. What about those videos where they try to get to 10 minutes by adding unnecessary stuff in the beginning and middle?

 

[Bender]

When I'm trying to either enter or exit trousers, lose my balance slightly and end up doing a stupid little wiggle to keep my balance.

When my phone alarm goes off and I turn it off in my sleep and oversleep as a result. Also, when I try to be smart and hide my phone so I can't turn it off in my sleep, and when the really annoying alarm plays I can't find the bloody thing for like 10 minutes.

 

[Tingle]

People driving around in parking lots like it's a free for all.

 

[The Last Stand]

People driving around in parking lots like it's a free for all.

If they're empty, go ahead.

YouTube won't let you play music in the background on your phone without subscribing.

 

[Wodanaz]

If they're empty, go ahead.

YouTube won't let you play music in the background on your phone without subscribing.

youtube vanced will let you do that for now, they got c&d'd and kneeled to it recently because they tried some horrible nft scheme and youtube said no. IIRC the source was "leaked" around this time so it might be forked soon after jewtube updates their shit to break vanced.

 

[Soycast Guy]

People who base their personality around coffee. I’ve found that coffee drinkers are some of the most obnoxious people you can meet. “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.” For fucks sake.

 

[The Last Stand]

People who base their personality around coffee. I’ve found that coffee drinkers are some of the most obnoxious people you can meet. “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.” For fucks sake.

Wine moms are worse in that regard. We get it, you have an alcohol problem.

 

[Shidoen]

Some women who don't like me swearing at work, I get that it's rough language but that rotor on my foot isn't a paperweight, it's a goddamn anchor.

 

[AnOminous]

Morning people.

 

[Bender]

That guy who, at 2am, decides it's the perfect time to show off how loud his bike is.

Turning up to a shop to see the shutters being lowered, even though they're meant to be open for another hour.

Grey squirrels.

 

[Begemot]

I hate it when meatchuds refuse to know they place. Veganism is for all humans. One day you will drink the soy!

 

[Ruin]

Fucking piece of shit mobile spammers have been especially shitty and aggressive lately.

Holy shit do I hate pajeets, fucking subhumans.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking piece of shit mobile spammers have been especially shitty and aggressive lately.

Holy shit do I hate pajeets, fucking subhumans.

I just have a silent ringtone and only answer if it's someone I know. And I want to talk to them.

 

[Meat Target]

Fucking piece of shit mobile spammers have been especially shitty and aggressive lately.

Holy shit do I hate pajeets, fucking subhumans.

It's tax season. Time to scam gullible boomers.

I wish I had the wherewithal to string scammers along and sabotage them for the lulz, like this guy.

 

[Diet Purple Pepsi]

YouTubers who call themselves polyglots and make clickbaity shit like "WHITE man who knows 88 languages STUNS Chinese people with FLUENT MANDARIAN"
These faggots usually only know some basic sentences in a few languages and then say they became fluent in just one month using apps like Duolingo or Pimsleur or Drops, and then shill their own shit that'll totally make you a native-level speaker. I just want to indulge my autism and watch videos about linguistics and how to read/write various moon runes and slav without these videos showing up thanks to the yt algorithm