You gon eat chyo cornbread?

[DonkeyHotey]

I am a simple man, and I would be content to live on nothing butter beans and cornbread if I ever became a dirt poor turd farmer up in the hills. However, I am picky about my cornbread. I don't like the soft baked kind- it basically just tastes like bland cake to me.

I like hot water cornbread. Basically, make a dough with cornmeal, scalding hot water, butter, and salt. Roll it out thin and shallow fry it in either oil, or preferably bacon grease until the outside is golden and crispy.

Pair it with butter beans, collards, and/or pork of your choice. You can also use the cornbread to sop up the pot likker from your greens.

Post your favorite corn bread recipes, tips, and musings here.

Yee haw.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

OH MUHFUGGER, YOU CAN'T HAVE MAH CORNBREAD, THAT'S FO' DAYUM SURE.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Don't touch my food dirty nigger.

 

[Rango Dango]

American cuisine is centered around corn. They have bread out of corn. They make flour out of corn. They sweeten their "food" with corn. They use corn flakes as cereal. They eat porridge made out of corn. They eat it "creamed". They have many differents types of soup out of corn. When you say "corn" they don't think of the cob, they think of the canned shit.

 

[Detective Carey]

You can not have any cornbread period let alone mine, until you learn to thumbnail your images.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

i KNOW you aint come in MY mofuggin house an talmbout MY mofuggin con'bread, NYAGGUH

 

[Tablet County]

Sure y'can Cletus. Y'all've been a good house boah an' I reckon you can git some o' this'ere cornbread.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

cornbread fuggin good
need get me sum cornbread, ain't had none in too long

 

[rando[Numbers]]

American cuisine is centered around corn. They have bread out of corn. They make flour out of corn. They sweeten their "food" with corn. They use corn flakes as cereal. They eat porridge made out of corn. They eat it "creamed". They have many differents types of soup out of corn. When you say "corn" they don't think of the cob, they think of the canned shit.

We subsidize the corn farmers too. Corn is subsidized to keep it cheap and when there's too much corn we give more subsidies to the corn. Our cows, hogs, and chickens eat more corn than we do. What the fuck are we supposed to do with all this corn?? DO YOU WANT SOME AMERICAN CORN??!

 

[DonkeyHotey]

We subsidize the corn farmers too. Corn is subsidized to keep it cheap and when there's too much corn we give more subsidies to the corn. Our cows, hogs, and chickens eat more corn than we do. What the fuck are we supposed to do with all this corn?? DO YOU WANT SOME AMERICAN CORN??!

You forgot to mention that we also put it in the gasoline in the form of ethanol.

 

[rando[Numbers]]

You forgot to mention that we also put it in the gasoline in the form of ethanol.

WE'LL USE THE CORN TO DELIVER YOUR CORN!

 

[Detective Carey]

WE'LL USE THE CORN TO DELIVER YOUR CORN!

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

It's pronounced conebraid.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Sorry, it's all going to the pet Possum

 

[Dyn]

DO YOU WANT SOME AMERICAN CORN??!

Importing food from America has to be some kind of established metric for determining how desperately famine-stricken a third world nation is.

 

[RollingRock2]

I've never eaten fried corn bread

 

[LimeRikki]

Sorry, it's all going to the pet Possum
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JfjxmMJM3D4

That is an Opossum. Possums are totally different animals and they live in Australia.

A possum would never look that cute eating cornbread

 

[Mister Fister]

Cornbread, ain’t nothing wrong with that

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Chille chille chille ah iz hyeah tuh set da tabel naw! Ah iz meakin da chikin n biskitz. N sum collah grens n we kin hav yuh kornbred naw to. Ah iz gwn git all creole wit da marenaid fuh da chikin. poulet chopatolis jus leik da kwen luhteefa movey. Iz gud.

 

[Lycalopex]

My only opinion on cornbread is that putting actual whole kernels of corn in it is a cardinal sin.