Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

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Fable looks promising, but Gears E-Day is obviously their trump card.
I do E-Day turns out ok. Everything after the main trilogy was so ass. Judgment was especially a sore point for me as Baird was my fave character and his game was ten flavors of shit.

I guess it would just be nice to have something that could recapture the fun of both a great campaign and addictive MP like the originals had back on 360. Damn...those were some great times.
 
Gears E-Day is obviously their trump card.
After Q4 Earnings call.

after Q4 Earnings call..jpg

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Asha is just a goon doing Satya's will. I fully expect that this new ratfucking via exclusives approach is his idea. It's the classic Microsoft strategy (embrace, extend, extinguish) after all, and the dude's been there since 1992.

I think people believe Phil was just being puppeted and that's why he fucked up, rather than Phil himself signing off on most of the bad decisions and convincing the c-suite that it was the correct choice.

That's not to say that I also don't think the new direction is highly risky, but I think this is what legitimately what Microsoft at the top-level wants to be doing rather than Asha or Booty or whoever going rogue.
 
Also I'll forgive the Gen-Z dialogue because as I recall the previous Fable games had NPCs spewing a lot of modern lingo despite being set in a medieval/Victorian era.
 
Compulsion: leafs that made shitty award show-bait horror games asking profound questions like, "how fucked up would it be if you were british" and "how fucked up would it be if you were black"

Ninja Theory: bongs who made the worst devil may cry game like what the fuck how are british people even real

Double Fine: Psychonauts is cool and I like the old LucasArts adventure games they acquired, but Schafer is a whiny libshit cunt who deserves to be in the unemployment line for how little he's actually shipped despite having more money than god thrown at him

Honestly, these are the studios that deserve be burned down.
 
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