X-Files

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Some nigger is going to reboot the X-files.

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What can they do with a rebooted X-Files that would be worth watching?
Make the ayylmaos white slavers stealing the mellenated essence to keep the Blacks down.
Whyppo be infecting our chicken so we gotta warsh it.

There's lots of black conspiracy theories out there. Worth watching though? Probably not.
 
I thought it couldn't get much worse after the awful revival, but there I go again not setting my expectations low enough.
 
Truly, the Hollywood trend of "reboot it, but add gay niggers" will just not die. That they're going to drag poor X-files into their BS is a bummer. I hope it gets cancelled after one season.

Gillian Andersons comments in the articles:
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The article says she's enthusiastic about getting involved, but there's two qualifiers of "it's good" and "the right time" then MAYBE I'll show up. It sounds like she might actually be having a bit of reservations on if it will succeed but has to pretend to be into it.

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"For the REAL X-Files fans". This nigga already preloading the cope haha. It's the same line every time. If you don't like the reboot, you're not a real fan of the old show! Also you are racist and misogynistic and we didn't want you to watch anyways.

When will we finally hit peak nigger fatigue and just execute every Hollywood exec?
 
Eighty percent of the appeal of the first show was waiting to see if the attractive main leads would bump uglies. No one's going to care if these two fuck each other.
I think as a kid you enjoy the show for the meta narrative but as an adult you appreciate the monster-of-the-week stories because you know that they had no actual vision for the meta story and were throwing things at the wall.
 
Some nigger is going to reboot the X-files.
They've been threatening a reboot for awhile. The original show was created at just the right time. How aliens, conspiracies, and other shit were dealt with back in the day was totally different then it is now.

This guy wrote both Black Panther movies and if you look at his filmography, it's what you'd expect. Although he wrote Creed 1 which was a decent flick. I dunno it could go either way.

Bad scenario: Aliens, ghosts, and especially conspiracies are thought of as "super ultra right winger" propoganda now, at least in Hollywood. I feel like the show will just be everything is fake and these dumb white people fell for it all. Credits. Oh, and there will be several lines about how "acksually" black people invented a lot of stuff but never got credit.

Good scenario: Scully shows up as a Rocky Balboa figure to show the new recruits around. We get a Mulder cameo every so often. The show revisits some old cases, new cases are pretty good.
 
I don't think I even got through the last couple seasons when I watched it.
The first last couple seasons or the second last couple seasons?

There are good episodes in every season, but the show gives the viewer a few off-ramps where you can stop watching and feel fairly satisfied. Or stop watching and feel very disappointed, like when you find out Mulder's sister is FUCKING DEAD.
 
I don't think I even got through the last couple seasons when I watched it.
the T-1000 is really fucking great as some New York dude
that effort he put into literally NEVER blinking in T2 is the amount of effort he puts into New Yorking
at first me and the lads were like "lol t-1000 can't hold his nyc" then we realized he was doing the REAL shit of "I'm holding back my power levels but you get my nigger up and YOUZE GUYZ" and he NYCs the FWUAK out under times of stress
that was some real shit even real NYCers I've known were impressed with once they really got what he was doing
 
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