Wreck it Ralph 2

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2012 called, they want their Avicii song back.

I instinctively tend to avoid anything that panders to "vidya gamers and computer geeks" like Big Bang, Mr. Robot, and anything movie related like Wreck It Ralph, Ready Player One, and Emoji Movie. So I'll probably avoid this one as well. I will give the trailer credit though, the bunny part made me chuckle a little.

Things to look forward to however:
1) How critics who had issues with Emoji Movie having shit like Dropbox and Candy Crush plugged into it, will apparently have no issue whatsoever with Disney using shit like Ebay.
2) Gee, what will this movie's main adversary be? I suspect it'll either be a super edgelord troll, or Ralph inadvertently enters the deep web and unleashes some super killmageddon virus.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

2012 called, they want their Avicii song back.

I instinctively tend to avoid anything that panders to "vidya gamers and computer geeks" like Big Bang, Mr. Robot, and anything movie related like Wreck It Ralph, Ready Player One, and Emoji Movie. So I'll probably avoid this one as well. I will give the trailer credit though, the bunny part made me chuckle a little.

Things to look forward to however:
1) How critics who had issues with Emoji Movie having shit like Dropbox and Candy Crush plugged into it, will apparently have no issue whatsoever with Disney using shit like Ebay.
2) Gee, what will this movie's main adversary be? I suspect it'll either be a super edgelord troll, or Ralph inadvertently enters the deep web and unleashes some super killmageddon virus.

Ralph beats the shit out of a Nigerian prince.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Yeah, but she still had her glitch power at the epilogue.

:autism: Every one of the racers has their own powers/power-ups. Vanellope's is to teleport, and that's why she's a game-breaking character, and for being the best racer that's why she's the princess president. :autism:

 

[Ido]

Wasn't Kingdom Hearts enough for your multi-world adventures, Disney?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

:autism: Every one of the racers has their own powers/power-ups. Vanellope's is to teleport, and that's why she's a game-breaking character, and for being the best racer that's why she's the princess president. :autism:

She has glitch privileged. She better check dat shit.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

The original movie had a lot of licensed characters but never did anything smart with them.

I mean you get stuff like Sonic just to make nerds and kids orgasm but forgot the setting of the story was a freaking Video Arcade.

Who framed Roger Rabbit? Still the king of movie crossovers when they at least had the balls to do this:

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

1) How critics who had issues with Emoji Movie having shit like Dropbox and Candy Crush plugged into it, will apparently have no issue whatsoever with Disney using shit like Ebay.

I get the feeling they'll point out how Disney seems to be taking the piss out of the internet (the bunny scene being the best example) as opposed to Sony just being blatant promotion and lazy with things.

Doesn't help that Sony's got the unfortunate reputation they've got recently with Sausage Party, Pixels, Ghostbusters 2016 and several of their other films.

 

[Quijibo69]

Looks too much like the Emoji Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo. They should have just had Wreck It Ralph take a dump for an hour and a half.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I've always hated scenes where people stuff themselves so much that they explode. I didn't like it when Monty Python did it so it'll make me hate Wreck It Ralph 2.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Looks too much like the Emoji Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo. They should have just had Wreck It Ralph take a dump for an hour and a half.

You have to hold something back to close out the trilogy.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I thought little glitch girl wasn't able to leave her own game because she was a glitch. That was a HUGE plot point of the first movie.

Dun, dun, dun...Her picture wuz on the side of the cabinet.

Can't remember where I left my keys, phone or wallet half the time, but I remember that. Go figure.

 

[Bugaboo]

Ralph goes to Kiwi Farms and gets trolled

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Ralph goes to Kiwi Farms and gets trolled

ShecameforWiR

 

[cans.wav]

Wreck it Ralph was probably the weakest of the Disney movies this decade, so I'm not too enthused about this.

 

[Bugaboo]

Wreck it Ralph was probably the weakest of the Disney movies this decade, so I'm not too enthused about this.

I liked the idea of Wreck it Ralph but they didn't utilize it to it's fullest potential, I also liked the friendship between Ralph and Sarah Silverman girl.

My guess for this movie is it's either going to be really good (Lego Movie) or really bad (Emoji Movie) and there will be no inbetween

 

[neverendingmidi]

Wreck it Ralph was probably the weakest of the Disney movies this decade, so I'm not too enthused about this.

You obviously didn’t see the Good Dinosaur. Dear god was that a formulaic piece of crap. After watching the Emoji movie on Netflix, I’d say that’s a better storyline than the Good Dinosaur.

It had such a weird art too. Gorgeous super-realistic backgrounds, and fake as hell looking characters. Like Wallace and Gromit style characters wandering around RL Wyoming.

 

[Quijibo69]

You obviously didn’t see the Good Dinosaur. Dear god was that a formulaic piece of crap. After watching the Emoji movie on Netflix, I’d say that’s a better storyline than the Good Dinosaur.

It had such a weird art too. Gorgeous super-realistic backgrounds, and fake as hell looking characters. Like Wallace and Gromit style characters wandering around RL Wyoming.

Good Dinosaur was just as bad if not worse than all the Car movies. Brave was pretty shitty too because I keep on forgetting it's a Pixar movie that exists.

 

[MysticMisty]

Brave was pretty shitty too because I keep on forgetting it's a Pixar movie that exists.

There's not giving out the plot in the trailer and then there's pretending it's something else entirely.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

There's not giving out the plot in the trailer and then there's pretending it's something else entirely.

And then there's switching out a fitting title with one of marquee value. Let's be real here, what did the title "Brave" have anything to do with the movie? "The Bear and the Bow" at least didn't sound like a lie.

 

[Xerxes IX]

2) Gee, what will this movie's main adversary be? I suspect it'll either be a super edgelord troll, or Ralph inadvertently enters the deep web and unleashes some super killmageddon virus.

it's the hacker known as 4chan