💬 Off-Topic Would Phil Kill Himself If He Ever Got His Surgery?

Phil would die, but it wouldn't be from suicide. Surgery requires post-surgical care to prevent infections and such. If he ever got surgery, Phil would last a week before he made his vag look like blue waffle and the end result would be death by horrible infection.
 
Like others pointed out, asking this question is like asking what you'd do if you were abducted by unicorns. Purely hypothetical. But also like others have said, given Phil's track record of not committing suicide even though his life objectively sucks, I think he probably wouldn't off himself even after and if he got surgery, although his poor self-care would probably do that for him.
 
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The best question is: How long would the infection take to kill him if he got the surgery?

From what I've read on this site alone I'd be amazed if Phil lasted more than 2 months. That's even assuming he's actually and regularly sleeping in a fairly clean building. Leather pants are not going to helping the healing indoors or out.
 
Carolus_Rex dijo:
The best question is: How long would the infection take to kill him if he got the surgery?

From what I've read on this site alone I'd be amazed if Phil lasted more than 2 months. That's even assuming he's actually and regularly sleeping in a fairly clean building. Leather pants are not going to helping the healing indoors or out.
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Remember, we know he's shit his leather pants (And likely didn't clean them well), he doesn't wipe, and I think I remember someone confirming he freeballs in said leather pants. Also he doesn't change clothes often.
 
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