💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

[demicolon]

You guys were never that. Even in the nineties, everything you didn't like was racist and everyone that you didn't like was Hitler. In the late nineties, I had more than one discussion with a democrat that had them stating that freedom of religion meant that if they saw you praying in public, it was a crime. What changed was that in 2002, a demographer and a political scientist wrote a book that put forward the hypothesis that, very soon, the democrats would have a durable, forty year majority and you guys stopped having to pretend that you cared about freedom and shit.

If that's what you honestly believed, then you were just suckered by your own people's PR.

err no, nobody did that unless they were the terminally clueless Will Stancils or were like that weird dude who, after our little mating dance (i.e. as group we pinned him to the wall on his knees and pretended to mouthfuck him, don't look at us we were like 11 atm) asked us if we could do it again sometime (fiy no he didn't troon out, normal guy only said something really fucking gay one time). You actually had to go out and call people Hitler face to face. Oh and the trololo lolrandumb /pol/ humor of pretending to be nazi wasn't a thing either, so if someone actually did write a letter to the editor praising death camps, signing it as "Adolf Hitler" then 99% of the time it was some sick fuck you'd not want to have as a neighbor.

I did meet back then the type of conservative who unironically thinks women should not be permitted to drive or attend school, who called you Satanist for listening to safe-edgy bands like Metallica, or thinks that because of DOOM we should ban videogames... something like a decade after DOOM was released and everyone forgot it. Both liberal and conservative members of my social circle did not treat them seriously.

 

[Ryo Ma]

or were like that weird dude who, after our little mating dance (i.e. as group we pinned him to the wall on his knees and pretended to mouthfuck him, don't look at us we were like 11 atm) asked us if we could do it again sometime (fiy no he didn't troon out, normal guy only said something really fucking gay one time).

You couldn't torture this confession out of me

 

[demicolon]

In the 1990s/early 00s, "liberal left" meant

I'm so, so sorry you had to grow up in California. My condolences but... not my problem lol.

 

[Oxyjen]

When kiwi farms clubs together to buy Will a new ride, but couldn’t find a black one.

 

[The Ugly One]

I did meet back then the type of conservative who unironically thinks women should not be permitted to drive or attend school, who called you Satanist for listening to safe-edgy bands like Metallica, or thinks that because of DOOM we should ban videogames... something like a decade after DOOM was released and everyone forgot it.

Imagine if we'd listened to those types...
...
...
...fuck.

 

[Agares]

Imagine if the driver was an illegal alien or black. Or a black illegal alien. More seeds of ze Stancilwaffen will be planted as the call of Grok beckons Will to his true calling.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Imagine if the driver was an illegal alien or black. Or a black illegal alien. More seeds of ze Stancilwaffen will be planted as the call of Grok beckons Will to his true calling.

That's probably exactly who it is. The cops won't do anything. They won't pull camera footage. Stancil will blame it on anyone else. He'll get no restitution and be completely fine with his prized shitbox being gone forever.

 

[demicolon]

Imagine if we'd listened to those types...
...
...
...fuck.

My guess would be repeal of Section 230 during peak Iraq War and a monitored Internet where you have to provide your ID before logging in anywhere, all to protect the children of course. Same kind of people like Brickface today: really fucking annoyed that the ordinary fucking people don't need to ask them "please" first.

Seriously dude if you're browsing Autism & Niggers then don't.

 

[deleuzeon]

Can you niggers stop fighting about your earnest political beliefs, that's what Will does 500 times a day on Bluesky, be better than Will, laugh at Will or fanatically support Will

 

[Uncle Roger]

That's probably exactly who it is. The cops won't do anything. They won't pull camera footage. Stancil will blame it on anyone else. He'll get no restitution and be completely fine with his prized shitbox being gone forever.

MPD doesn’t do shit about anything car/traffic related cause they’re too busy dealing with nigger shootouts. City council recently passed something that says cops can’t pull anyone over for minor traffic violations ie expired tabs, broken headlight, etc. And if it was the gang of black teens that’s been terrorizing the city, they also won’t do anything because the retarded city council makes them “catch and release” because they’re poor wittle black boys who have a future ahead of them!! Either way he’s fucked and no one cares or is going to help him lol

 

[Oxyjen]

City council recently passed something that says cops can’t pull anyone over for minor traffic violations ie expired tabs, broken headlight, etc.

it’s true! Everyone in the Nick Rekieta thread was astonished that he was driving around with 20 unpaid speeding tickets, drunk and off his face on coke, and how he must have some pull with the local police to be getting away with it. But no, that’s just standard operating procedure apparently.

The few good upstanding citizens left like Mr Stancil are the only ones who bother to follow the rules, and look what happens. His car taken out by an uninsured illegal immigrant who is genetically ill equipped to drive on ice.

One day he will snap, like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Flew too close to the sun, realized she loved the misguided aryan warrior and now it's just a fetish. Many such cases, love can bloom on the battlefield. But Will's on a quest and he cannot be distracted by her roundabout cries for his extendo-Stancil.

Her love will go unanswered though, as she is of impure white mongoloid stock. Only pure Big Booty Bantu Bitches will do for the fuhrer.

 

[Oxyjen]

Local archive:

Spoiler: Episode 6: The AI Who Loved Me

ssstwitter.com_1772068921744.mp4

I thought this one was pretty weak, especially with all the stuff that actually happened in the 2 months between episodes. It felt like Episode 4 but with more sexual jokes (Will fucking ICE) rather than grossout humor.

As Emily said, Will has taken it upon himself to star in his own live-action episode of TWSS since the last one, so how can you really top that. I liked the whimsical (and quite kino) James Bond pastiche, and using actual samples from his livestreams was clever . Good car chase, good singing by Emily.

Yes, it was all rather Stancilerotic though.

 

[JustStopDude]

I wonder if there is a certain South African centibillionaire who could donate him a cybertruck and a few thousand dollars more for Grok decals to be put on it.
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He just needs to get a job as a contractor for SpaceX. Pretty much all the unsold cyber trucks that Tesla couldn't sell got forced onto SpaceX. They loan them out to any of us to use.

That's probably exactly who it is. The cops won't do anything. They won't pull camera footage. Stancil will blame it on anyone else. He'll get no restitution and be completely fine with his prized shitbox being gone forever.

I suspect, given his location, that it was just a drunk driver. That whole region of the country takes DUI as a right of passage.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Flew too close to the sun, realized she loved the misguided aryan warrior and now it's just a fetish. Many such cases, love can bloom on the battlefield. But Will's on a quest and he cannot be distracted by her roundabout cries for his extendo-Stancil.

Yeah, i want the joker/harley queen storyline, to put it in retarded leftist soyjack term. Youcis obsession getting them closer, Stancil finally completing his love quest. It just feels so right.

 

[LongDayAgain]

Lots of funny things have been happening in the Will Stancilverse.

Someone made a high-quality AI gangster rap video: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/will-stancil-whstancil-stancilculture.181843/post-23755555
8570235-350497cb0d0b818968e0f49a62a25c58.mp4

A liberal journalist at The Verge wrote a meangirl snark article on Mr. Stancil, which started a posting war on Bluesky.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/will-stancil-whstancil-stancilculture.181843/post-23771676
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/will-stancil-whstancil-stancilculture.181843/post-23777241
The "Stancil discourse" is so overwhelming that some poor saps are literally begging people to stop talking about him, because even mass blocking & muting isn't enough to prevent the topic of Will Stancil from appearing on their timelines.

The Verge journalist (Gaby Del Valle) claims she's been receiving death threats. And just recently, she went on Twitter and quotetweeted a white nationalist to comment on the IQs of the Rothschild family for some reason — stirring up even more of a flamewar on Bluesky. As this is going on, some of Mr. Stancil's haters are (baselessly) accusing him of leading a "Gamergate"-style harassment campaign against her.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/will-stancil-whstancil-stancilculture.181843/post-23788455

Spoiler: Small sample

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For all the happenings, I recommend starting from ~page 159: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/will-stancil-whstancil-stancilculture.181843/page-159

Banger tune honestly

 

[Jace on ice]

We should start a Gofundme to buy Will an actual clown car to help him cope with his loss.

 

[NoReturn]

https://x.com/AlfredAlfer77/status/2026809696548491586

The Will Stancil Show Episode 6 is out and its a banger as usual.

Local archive:

Spoiler: Episode 6: The AI Who Loved Me

ssstwitter.com_1772068921744.mp4

I thought this one was pretty weak, especially with all the stuff that actually happened in the 2 months between episodes. It felt like Episode 4 but with more sexual jokes (Will fucking ICE) rather than grossout humor.

• The shades over the glasses twice
• Will reaching over to honk
• Emily covering the song herself (Where did she even record it?)

We should start a Gofundme to buy Will an actual clown car to help him cope with his loss.

You'd need a "If he doesn't pick it up" clause where, if he doesn't claim it for his car, the money gets donated to something he hates.

 

[Bucephalus]

Stancil stocks in the mog war are rising with Will now the 86th ranked Chad right below Joe Rogan.

You can do it Will, became the #1 ranked Chad!
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"Refined and pleasant." Ranks highest on handsomeness and facial symmetry. Has the facial age of a man eight years his junior.
I think Mr. Stancil is doing alright for himself. Gaby was a fool to not lock him down.

 

[DumbDude43]

"Refined and pleasant." Ranks highest on handsomeness and facial symmetry. Has the facial age of a man eight years his junior.

will stancil, looksmaxxer extraordinaire