💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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JustStopDude dijo:
Holy shit. 8 years as a research fellow. That is fucking hilarious.

It's like being a perpetual graduate student. Lol.
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What else is he going to do with his useless degree? It's not as though anyone is going to quit for something else. His job is to create reports that no one will actually read so it doesn't matter whether his reports are actually any good as long as the reach the correct conclusion, which is that more money is needed for additional research. He won't develop any real skills there as his job doesn't depend on him producing anything useful and doing so might draw the ire of other useless leaches working there. If he or any of the other ilk working there were capable of doing anything useful they wouldn't need funding from the government. The auto shop that he'll drag his Fit to for any repairs doesn't need a dime of tax payer dollars because they provide a useful service and people will freely exchange their own money for it.

The funny part is that up until 2024, the pay he was getting was shit. He'd pay about $10,000 in taxes on the $50,000 earned leaving him with $40,000. The average rent for the Twin Cities is $1,500 per month or $18,000 per year, around about $20,000 after electricity and internet. The US average for food spending is about $10,000 per year for an adult. That leaves him with $10,000 or less and a lot of that would have been paying interest on the student loans he no doubt racked up by spending close to a decade in school. He was by no means poor or at risk of being homeless or starving, but he certainly wasn't accumulating any wealth. He basically set himself up to spend the first few decades of his career just paying off what it cost to get there.
 
whatchamacallit dijo:
He's no doubt seen people on Bluesky actually fedpost about killing him, how is he this dense?
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So many self-professed heroes with "God's Blessings™" (or whatever the liberal secular equivalent is) forget to do the important part of actually sanity-checking to see that their god has indeed issued said blessings and is, in fact, actually providing seemingly divine protection. "Oh this lion won't eat me! God is protecting me!"

This is how so many self-professed heroes die tragically hilarious (and completely unnecessary) deaths. "OH GOD THE LION IS EATING ME, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME YOU FUCKING PSYCHOS!"

Stancil's a born entertainer, I'll give him that!
 
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I thought this one was pretty weak, especially with all the stuff that actually happened in the 2 months between episodes. It felt like Episode 4 but with more sexual jokes (Will fucking ICE) rather than grossout humor.
 
demicolon dijo:
Late 90s/Early 00s liberal here. Back then "liberal left" meant freethinkers, censorship haters, irreverent jokers making fun of sacred cows and like, more freedom for the entrepreneurial spirit of the self-employed man, maaan, so less taxes and gubmint intrusion and stuff. And legal drugs. Come to think of it, the junkie mentality is all that's left today.

But back then liberals were non-mainstream. If you told me pre-9/11 that religious right Bible-bashing will be the bastion of going against consensus and asking uncomfortable questions that piss off the preacher types I wouldn't believe you.
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In the 1990s/early 00s, "liberal left" meant
  • Late 90s: Hyperventilating about how Newt Gingrich was a Nazi
  • Early 00s: Shrieking about how Bush was a Nazi
  • Smugly lecturing people on how Islamophobia is more dangerous than terrorism
  • Smugly lecturing people on how Christians are just as bad as Muslims because they bomb abortion clinics every day
  • Having conniptions about the snail darter
  • Pissing your pants about spotted owls
  • Sanctimoniously "educating" people on the evils of "homophobia"
  • Driving a stupid shitty little car to save the planet and griping about how awful it is that some people are still enjoying life
  • Crying about how awful it is that some schools still don't have niggers in them
  • Shipping Somalis into Minneapolis (BOY DID THAT WORK OUT GREAT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT)
  • Blubbering about tearing down dams for some stupid gay reason because apparently we're not allowed to have civilizations
  • Spewing absolute retarded nonsense about nuclear power that is still crippling human advancement to this day
You just think you were cool because you were telling teenagers to have sex and never get married. You have always been a cancer on society. Everything wrong with America is your fault. I hate everything you have ever stood for.
 
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Randy Facalding dijo:
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I thought this one was pretty weak, especially with all the stuff that actually happened in the 2 months between episodes. It felt like Episode 4 but with more sexual jokes (Will fucking ICE) rather than grossout humor.
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Emily's thirsting for Mister Stancil. What if the neonazi chudette girlfriend of the Schutzstancil's dreams was right here all along?
 
I wonder if there is a certain South African centibillionaire who could donate him a cybertruck and a few thousand dollars more for Grok decals to be put on it.
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Hongourable Madisha dijo:
Emily's thirsting for Mister Stancil. What if the neonazi chudette girlfriend of the Schutzstancil's dreams was right here all along?
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Flew too close to the sun, realized she loved the misguided aryan warrior and now it's just a fetish. Many such cases, love can bloom on the battlefield. But Will's on a quest and he cannot be distracted by her roundabout cries for his extendo-Stancil.
 
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