Will Smith's Cringey New Rap/Attempted Comeback

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Chicken Neck Nelly

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Has anyone seen this? People clowning on it has been popping up in my feed lately, I nearly shit myself listening to this cringe. This man needs a new handler. Every comment is roasting him.


Then there's this one, which is also shit but just weird. Didn't make me laugh even close to as much as the first one.


Dude should just give up and fade into irrelevance at this point, I really can't see him coming back from the slap and its exposure of his weird private life. Desperate shit like this is just making him look worse
 
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Will Smith as a 'rapper" in the 1990s worked for the time and place he was in, anything after that just doesn't succeed as much. It was evident in the early to mid 2000s when his releases started to have issues and it sure is clearly not being received well now.
 
Chicken Neck Nelly dijo:
Dude should just give up and fade into irrelevance at this point, I really can't see him coming back from the slap and its exposure of his weird private life. Desperate shit like this is just making him look worse
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I don't follow rap. Have people started to refer to him as Jayden Smith's father yet instead of the reverse.
 
He's never been a particularly talented rapper, even before 20 years out of practice, and he's now well in the 'oh no please go away" stage of his career. It also looks cheap despite 80 people working on it. They even managed to make him look like Steve Urkle.

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The album is called 'Based on a True Story' but I'm going to guess it steered completely clear of the ongoing fallout from his messy private life - such as 6 hours ago, when Jayden was busted for drug use in Paris.

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My favorite thing about Will Smith was how, as it became clear that TV and radio were increasingly irrelevant to young audiences, Old Media started astroturfing their boomer celebrities on every social media site; Facebook, Youtube, and especially Musically/Tiktok.

Will Smith was, for some ungodly reason, their top guy, the man they spent the most money on boosting. For awhile, it sort of kind of worked, in the sense that he gained a ton of followers, because every site you logged into, the first thing the site asked was "HEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO FOLLOW WILL SMITH?" But his engagement remained consistently shit. He had a total audience bigger than some countries, yet even DSP was pulling in better engagement numbers. And no matter how much money marketing threw at the problem, that remained consistent across every platform.


If we still lived in a world of cable TV, we'd still be told, every day, that Will Smith was the most important human being of his generation, and this "comeback" would be hailed as "the greatest summertime banger in living memory".

Also, everyone would be gay or a fucking tranny, which is funny, because I distinctly remember that Will and Jada were the first two celebs to flirt with transing out their kids, way back when, if you'd told a leftist that "gay marriage and atheism are leading us down the path to the normalization of troonery!", you'd be laughed out of the room. It's maybe a chicken-or-egg situation: do corpos love Will Smith because he's always at the vanguard of shitlib social engineering? Or is Will Smith a shitlib social engineer, because he's beloved by corpos? Either way, there's definitely something deeply unwholesome about him, and it's not just the cuckery or the gimmick rap.
 
He should tour with Skee-Lo and the surviving member of Kriss Kross. Just imagine: 3 titans of family-friendly early 90's novelty hip-hop, united on a single bill. A man can dream *sigh*
 
Will Smith's problem is that he went from being a relatively laid back, charming guy who didn't take himself too seriously to an uptight award-chaser who wants the entire world to worship both him and his family for their talent. All of which was directly sprung from him by the way.

People are now laughing at him when they aren't supposed to be, and he can't handle it.
 
Will Smith didn't even write most of his songs.
Once he became famous like 35 years ago, he started paying more skilled people to write his shit.
 
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