Why is salad so yummy?

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

You've all heard about potato salad, right? Well you don't actually need all that other stuff you can just eat the potato as it comes out of the pan and it's pretty great.

 

[IBM Broadway]

You all were operant conditioned by literally being withheld food as an alternative to eating salad lol and didn't gag like I did every time I ever tried it or even accidentally bitten into lettuce

Proof autistic people are less suggestible and gullible when given the whole picture.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

You all were operant conditioned by literally being withheld food as an alternative to eating salad lol and didn't gag like I did every time I ever tried it or even accidentally bitten into lettuce

Proof autistic people are less suggestible and gullible when given the whole picture.

Lol fat

 

[I'm Retarded?]

I love a good salad. here's my retarded home salad recipe: first, I use spinach as a base. I don't hate lettuce or cabbage or anything, but I definitely prefer spinach. second, get some basic toppers in there. I use shredded carrots, chopped red onions, alfalfa sprouts, and nuts. not the candied shit - pecans or walnuts cause they're soft and flavorful. third - I feel this is where a lot of people are going to break with me but I swear it's awesome - throw some red kidney beans and garbanzo beans on there. the canned shit works great. drain that shit first but the thick starchy kidney bean juice at the bottom of the can is good on those dry leaves. lastly, throw some thick cut shredded cheese on top and a dressing of choice. I usually use a mild vinaigrette or a balsamic dressing. but sometimes I say fuck it and use ranch (the fresh shit, not the Hidden Valley kind) or honey mustard or something. if you're using a creamy dressing like ranch, garnish with pickled okra.

one time I went to a restaurant that served a chicken waldorf salad. normally waldorf salad is one of those boomer abominations where you throw like nuts and raisins and marshmallows and miracle whip in a big bowl and mix it until it looks like somebody blew the biggest load of their life in some trail mix. but this was an actual salad, with mixed greens, walnuts, white raisins, sliced apples, and grilled chicken with some kind of creamy vinaigrette. I think about that salad a lot. top shelf shit.

You all were operant conditioned by literally being withheld food as an alternative to eating salad lol and didn't gag like I did every time I ever tried it or even accidentally bitten into lettuce

Proof autistic people are less suggestible and gullible when given the whole picture.

this nigga eats dino nuggies for every meal

 

[scatterbrain]

Recently I had a very nice salad that had lettuce, arugula, green onion, cilantro, and peanuts. No dressing or seasoning.

Cilantro is peak, never thought of adding it to salad. Red onion and bell pepper are also great addictions to a salad. Maybe I'll try some roasted sesame seeds next time?

I generally prefer no dressing, though I admit I like the Caesar salad with ranch stuff otherwise (especially in a chicken wrap). Cheese, depends on the salad. Not a fan of fruit in salad, including tomato.