💬 Off-Topic Why hasn't Phil moved south yet? (poll)

[HypeBeast]

Too hot, lard golem would begin to melt during spring.

 

[Tookie]

He should. There are doctors in Tijuana who will chop his balls off for cheap and don't give a shit about referral letters.

 

[Adamska]

The home of Whole Foods and the political climate might be a paradise for Phil (plus the whole Keep Austin Weird thing), but check out the average temperature for late July. He's not acclimated to that sort of thing.

And that's why I can see him migrating to Boulder during summer like any worthless tramp.

 

[Treblinkachu]

sheer laziness

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Other: Phil thinks he's already in Mexico (which is the same as the rest of Latin America to him) because map BS.