Why does John Wick 3 have a special tranny scene?

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slop begets slop. how long has it been since you guys watched the first movie? people love to suck it off and call it one of the greatest modern action movies, but it actually wastes like half of its runtime with this super corny, incredibly self-serious lead-up. every other scene in the first part is shit like two panicked Russian mobsters wringing their hands, saying John Wick is unstoppable, John Wick is The Best Guy, I can't believe John Wick is coming for us, John Wick has killed so many dudes, John Wick is going to kill everybody, holy shit get all 3000 of our guys out there with all the guns we have (it won't be enough (John Wick is too good)). it is the actual textbook case for the Show, Don't Tell rule. the whole premise is the lowest possible grade boomer bait (they killed his puppy and stole his awesome car!!!). the scene where the Russian kingpin dude is staring dramatically into the fire singing some nursery song about Baba Yaga or whatever right before they finally get to the action is so powerfully fucking gay it made me physically recoil from the screen:


the latter movies, I think, figured themselves out a little and do a better job of having fun action scenes without so much stupid fluff, but the fluff is also part of the brand at this point. the "John Wick Universe" is awful, it's like the James Bond universe as written by the Tails Gets Trolled guy. it's all a bunch of discount half-remembered spy movie shit, and the writers are so proud of it. it speaks volumes that this nonsense is one of the iconic modern action movie franchises. that's why there are trannies in it - some Hollywood fag thought, incorrectly, that it would be cool. at least Keanu is having fun with it.
 
Unarmed Gunman dijo:
FYI: non-binary is not a real thing. People have different personalities in real life, maybe that's what you mean?
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Asia Kate Dillon (born November 15, 1984)[1] is an American actor. They are known for their roles as Brandy Epps in Orange Is the New Black and Taylor Mason in Billions. Dillon identifies as non-binary and uses singular they pronouns.
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now, kids! can you spot the genderspecial?
 
Since this thread kinda took off, I guess I'll give one more impression from my first watchthrough.

When "the elder" presented this ritual table while talking about "The Table", I got momentarily confused and then laughed really hard at the idea that every mention of "The Table" in the whole series is just referring to this one special table at the elder's house.
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So that's my headcanon now. "Above The Table" or below it; it is to me always a literal reference to this one magic table.
 
We give trannies a hard time here, and not without reason, but tbh Speed Racer is better than the entire John Wick franchise
 
I spent the last two days marathoning all four JW movies. The adjudicator from the 3rd movie was an incredibly butch woman, but was never really presented as anything but a cold, masculine bitch.

I don't demand idealogical purity from my entertainment, and the presence of an ugly bitch in the movie is a minor part of the movie.

Especially alongside all the other butt-ugly, tatted-up pierced broads in the movies who operate the phone switchboards.
 
lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll dijo:
Somebody found the clip.
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Thats very clearly a woman, I see no issue there

Of all things in JW, an enormous criminal underworld, able to fucking have louvre for their own, run massive criminal hotels in every city, have common shoot outs with no reactions, entire economy ran on gold coins, and what amounts to criminal monarchies running something akin to feudal japan society worldwide, a bald woman is a problem.

Idk, I feel like farmers are more pathetic than the people they make fun of.
 
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