Who will take @SaddamHussainObama's virginity?

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

He desperately needs it and it probably doesn't matter if it is from a woman or not.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Yeah, no fuck this. @Saddam Hussain Obama remember if you're in college and still a virgin, you are a turbo cucked giga-loser for infinite time. You had 18 years to get this done. If you couldn't get a desperate high school Stacy who just broke up with her boyfriend because he's going to a different school to sleep with you, then you're probably a turbo virgin forever. Give up hope, there's nothing to look forward to.

If you truly don't manage it, I think I speak for everyone when I say we will happily crowdfund a plane ticket for Robot Dino here to come do the deed.

Elliot Rodger would agree with this post if he were still alive.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Elliot Rodger would agree with this post if he were still alive.

We lost a good one that day. He might be your Lolcow, but he was my Holocaust.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

I think you should focus more on college and important shit next year. Sex isn't everything and you're still young. Worry about college, making friends, getting experience working or volunteering, etc first.

true but i want to not be a virgin loser forever

Yeah, no fuck this. @Saddam Hussain Obama remember if you're in college and still a virgin, you are a turbo cucked giga-loser for infinite time. You had 18 years to get this done. If you couldn't get a desperate high school Stacy who just broke up with her boyfriend because he's going to a different school to sleep with you, then you're probably a turbo virgin forever. Give up hope, there's nothing to look forward to.

If you truly don't manage it, I think I speak for everyone when I say we will happily crowdfund a plane ticket for Robot Dino here to come do the deed.

Here are some Pro Gamer moves to get you started:

A. The R word is always an option.
B. Special Ed classes are full of women who don't know you're not good enough for them.
C. Swing the other way
D. Find an uncle who still thinks you're cute
E. It's never too late to be an Altar Boy.

i was pulled out of school when i was 15 and might have to do online collage because of my mom i hope its not over for me

 

[Android raptor]

true but i want to not be a virgin loser forever

I was a virgin til I was in my 20s, I think a lot of poorly-socialized spergs take teen movies as a realistic depiction of how teens and young adults act when that's not exactly the case. Especially with zoomers, a lot of them straight up aren't interested in sex.

When you've got important shit to deal with, sex can take a backseat. It's not the only thing that matters.

 

[generic sauce]

I was a virgin til I was in my 20s, I think a lot of poorly-socialized spergs take teen movies as a realistic depiction of how teens and young adults act when that's not exactly the case. Especially with zoomers, a lot of them straight up aren't interested in sex.

When you've got important shit to deal with, sex can take a backseat. It's not the only thing that matters.

Thats cause you are a fucking loser.

 

[Android raptor]

Thats cause you are a fucking loser.

Not, it's because I wasn't interested in sex and had way more serious shit to deal with (like escaping an unhealthy family and my dad dying).

 

[generic sauce]

Not, it's because I wasn't interested in sex and had way more serious shit to deal with (like escaping an unhealthy family and my dad dying).

Loser.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

I was a virgin til I was in my 20s, I think a lot of poorly-socialized spergs take teen movies as a realistic depiction of how teens and young adults act when that's not exactly the case. Especially with zoomers, a lot of them straight up aren't interested in sex.

When you've got important shit to deal with, sex can take a backseat. It's not the only thing that matters.

respect especially because women virgins are rare but im not sure what important stuff im gonna be doing online collage if im forced to will just be me on the internet rotting away for more time my hope is i can moveout sometime soon

Not, it's because I wasn't interested in sex and had way more serious shit to deal with (like escaping an unhealthy family and my dad dying).

i have a bad relationship with my mom but i have nowhere to go

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

This is depressing.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

i have a bad relationship with my mom but i have nowhere to go

(Now's your chance, stud. Go in for the kill.)

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

This is depressing.

(Now's your chance, stud. Go in for the kill.)

lmao the last thing kiwifarms needs is a mom murderer

 

[Android raptor]

respect especially because women virgins are rare but im not sure what important stuff im gonna be doing online collage if im forced to will just be me on the internet rotting away for more time my hope is i can moveout sometime soon

i have a bad relationship with my mom but i have nowhere to go

Sounds like getting out is what you gotta work on. I still say start volunteering to make connections and friendships in the community, plus it also looks good on a resume. If you get to a point you can move in with a friend, go for it and never look back.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Sounds like getting out is what you gotta work on. I still say start volunteering to make connections and friendships in the community, plus it also looks good on a resume. If you get to a point you can move in with a friend, go for it and never look back.

i have no friends and not sure what i would volunteer for

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

lmao the last thing kiwifarms needs is a mom murderer

Holy fuck you really are a virgin...I guess if you want a job done, you have to do it yourself.

If you get to a point you can move in with a friend, go for it and never look back.

You know, you two should take it to dms. You sound like you have a lot of decent advice to offer him.


FFS I have to do everything myself around here....

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Holy fuck you really are a virgin...I guess if you want a job done, you have to do it yourself.

wait did you mean that in a sexual way?

You know, you two should take it to dms. You sound like you have a lot of decent advice to offer him.

@Android raptor you want to?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

you want to?

God damnit Saddam! You don't ask, you just do.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

God damnit Saddam! You don't ask, you just do.

but it would be akward

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

but it would be akward

Act first, questions never. Take initiative.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

i have no friends and not sure what i would volunteer for

Go to Church (you said you were catholic), befriend the parish and priest (don't be a fake crowd-pleasing sperg), show that you're a man who is willing to endure hardship to turn his life around and you'll meet a lot of people willing to help your living situation. Pray to God too. Daily.

 

[Android raptor]

i have no friends and not sure what i would volunteer for

Is there a museum, animal shelter, or a community garden nearby?

Go to Church (you said you were catholic), befriend the parish and priest (don't be a fake crowd-pleasing sperg), show that you're a man who is willing to endure hardship to turn his life around and you'll meet a lot of people willing to help your living situation. Pray to God too. Daily.

Honestly as many issues as I have with religious fundamentalism in particular, non-fundie churches aren't a bad place to make connections and friendships in the community either if you're religious.