Who will take @SaddamHussainObama's virginity?

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

He desperately needs it and it probably doesn't matter if it is from a woman or not.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I don't think my boyfriend would agree.

Sometimes real men bite the bullet for the greater good. This is one of those times.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Idk but I don't feel comfortable even joking about sex with someone that's possibly a minor. I'll see myself out of this thread.

I don't think he ultimately is, he has just made too many other posts that are like, he is not my age, but I'd say he's in his 20s. I understand of erring on the side of caution though.

Sometimes real men bite the bullet for the greater good. This is one of those times.

He knows I would never fuck any of you faggots.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I read the thread and I think I need a shower now.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Idk but I don't feel comfortable even joking about sex with someone that's possibly a minor. I'll see myself out of this thread.

We’re all possibly a minor.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

We’re all possibly a minor.

I wish, then I would do everything better with hindsight of a 40 year old.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I wish, then I would do everything better with hindsight of a 40 year old.

Where do you live?

 

[sweater_supremacy]

those words with that face

We’re all possibly a minor.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

He knows I would never fuck any of you faggots.

But does he know that as Faggots, we're not after you? Why would us faggots want you? We're after his sweet Chud-piece.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Where do you live?

Between two continents.

But does he know that as Faggots, we're not after you? Why would us faggots want you? We're after his sweet Chud-piece.

He might be flattered, but he likes pussy, sorry faggos.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@EvaXephon. teen love.

 

[not william stenchever]

The prophet Mohammed (PBUH). It is Allah's will.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Between two continents.

I wanna live between your two continents

@EvaXephon. teen love.

Throw @Generic Anime Girl in there too.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

any women would work tbh no men though im not homo look foward to android raptor next year lmao

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Ugh, fine. Somebody hold my bag of coke and let’s get this over with.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

any women would work tbh no men though im not homo look foward to android raptor next year lmao

@Android raptor Take your victory lap, you were right.

 

[Android raptor]

any women would work tbh no men though im not homo look foward to android raptor next year lmao

I think you should focus more on college and important shit next year. Sex isn't everything and you're still young. Worry about college, making friends, getting experience working or volunteering, etc first.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

We’re all possibly a minor.

no bussy-child, i am a major, enjoy stalker prison.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I think you should focus more on college and important shit next year. Sex isn't everything and you're still young. Worry about college, making friends, getting experience working or volunteering, etc first.

You sound afraid.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Quick shitting up the RSS feed. I almost missed that there's an Official kiwifarms hate thread hate thread.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I think you should focus more on college and important shit next year. Sex isn't everything and you're still young. Worry about college, making friends, getting experience working or volunteering, etc first.

Yeah, no fuck this. @Saddam Hussain Obama remember if you're in college and still a virgin, you are a turbo cucked giga-loser for infinite time. You had 18 years to get this done. If you couldn't get a desperate high school Stacy who just broke up with her boyfriend because he's going to a different school to sleep with you, then you're probably a turbo virgin forever. Give up hope, there's nothing to look forward to.

If you truly don't manage it, I think I speak for everyone when I say we will happily crowdfund a plane ticket for Robot Dino here to come do the deed.

Here are some Pro Gamer moves to get you started:

A. The R word is always an option.
B. Special Ed classes are full of women who don't know you're not good enough for them.
C. Swing the other way
D. Find an uncle who still thinks you're cute
E. It's never too late to be an Altar Boy.