Which lolcow will die next?

[soft kitty]

My money is on one of the fat cows, like Boogie, ALR or Foodie Beauty.

 

[ProfLayton45]

I believe that Spoony will die first and then Boogie.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

My money is on one of the fat cows, like Boogie, ALR or Foodie Beauty.

Boogie's legs certainly look like they're half dead, maybe the rest of him will follow suit.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

it just takes one chinese twink looking for bareback orgies in sanfran to exterminate all the rat kings. isn't AIDS+coronavirus pretty much guaranteed death?

 

[BingBong]

Ashley Isaacs will die, but then be reborn as a lich.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Ashley Isaacs will die, but then be reborn as a lich.

On the other end of the spectrum, Amberlynn is looking really sickly. She might not get to be Dracula again.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Catfishman23. He's totally lost his mind recently since even incel communities want nothing to do with him. I'm expecting an update that he's dead or incarcerated in his thread any day now.

As for relevant lolcows, Boogie. He's 45, that's around the age when things really start catching up with deathfats, and he's had a rough time lately.

 

[Ear]

I reckon Luna; a dodgy batch is all it'd take.

Yaniv's looking sprightly and in rude health lately, and the Lich Queen will outlive them all.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Tough choice between Boogie and ALR but those beetus legs don't lie.

 

[Richard Harrow]

Tough choice between Boogie and ALR but those beetus legs don't lie.

I concur. It's like he's walking on two massive blueberries.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

At first I thought Boogie due to his diet and overall health but Lowtax with his drug and alcohol issues is a good mix for a sudden death.

 

[Pomniman]

Probably one of the more worn out fat ones or someone who's drunk or high 24/7 like onlyusemeblade.

 

[dreamworks face]

Voted Lowtax. If you look at his pictures from two years ago vs. today, he looks like a different person. He also has lots of health issues (e.g. spine), is a drug addict, is bipolar, and is fucking crazy bitches - I mean the man fucked some e-thot in his own home while his wife and kids were hiding in a battered woman's shelter. I'd give him 75% chance of dying within a year, whether it be from overdose, spine issue, murder suicide, or getting stabbed by some thot.

 

[Mage]

Surprised that Barb isn't on there.
She's clearly fading away.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I voted for Boogie, but I'd say it's a tossup between him, Tommy Tooter, or Spoony.

Next tier on the list would probably be Amberlynn or maybe ADF.

 

[raritycat]

Yaniv is going to walk into the wrong Chinese waxing salon in Vancouver and walk out with Corona-chan.

 

[Xenomorph]

Im going with Luna, she's been looking even more gray than usual.

 

[Faster Than Chris Robin]

Barb.

 

[HiddenFist]

Probably one of the severely obese cows like Amberlynn or Boogie.

 

[d12]

Frankly I'm surprised that Jack 'Two Strokes and One Arm' Scalfani isn't higher on your lists.