What's the best way to commit suicide?

[Cornfed]

Being an absolute Chad legend, and choking on your own dick.

 

[Pissmaster]

Doing a flip is not actually that common, only 3% of deaths, most people will panic standing on a ledge and end with a circus full of spectators, its a very popular way "to suicide" someone though, if you glow what i mean.

It's hard enough to make it to a rooftop anywhere tall enough to jump and guarantee you'll die when you land, let alone making it up there in a suicidal mental state.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

Superglue your hands to your head and hang yourself with a thin wire.

The weight of your body should cause the wire to decapitate you. When somebody finds your corpse it will look like you ripped your own head off.

 

[crinklefry]

Time to necro this, I've been thinking this is the best way to kill yourself without making it an apparent suicide (for all the trannies out there who want to 41% without making the rest look bad, of course..)
Drinking river/creek water. Just gulp up a shit ton, get really sick and die. No one will even know you were suicidal