Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

Wonder if he would ever resort to begging Cole for a place to stay under desperation, I know they're not very close but Chris and Barb have become very co-dependent over the last several years.

With Barb gone he wouldn't know what to do with himself.
 
Chris might want to get on the Section 8 list now. I don't know how long it is for Charlottesville, but I'm sure its months. Then declare bankruptcy to wash the credit card and other debt.
Section 8 waiting lists are very hard to come by now. In my area, there recently were applications for their waiting list for the first time in 7 years. This is one of those things a care manager should have helped Chris with forever ago with his elderly parents, but I guess that never happened. Chris could get low-income subsidized housing with disability, but they do credit and criminal checks...

He pepper sprayed someone, ran over a store manager with his car and slugged his mom.
He sprayed the employee near his feet and walked away like a pussy bitch.

I may be naive, but I actually think Chris was scared by Snyder standing in front of the car like he did. Snyder was understandably frustrated and didn't want to let Chris slither away again, but that wasn't the best way to go about it. And I believe there was no intent for Chris to injure JEW there.

Fuck Barb.
 
I'm not sure I want a "Chris killed someone" thread.

A certain surpreme gentleman at Santa Barbara did get pushed to do something like that but I digress.

But as it is now -- Chris probably won't have the gall to physically harm anyone enough to let the "Jerkops" dogpile on him. Though I have a feeling that eventually he's not even gonna be able to use the "High Functioning Autism" card to wiggle out of blame if he keeps using it time and time again. Eventually the authorities are gonna get tired of his nonsense.
 
You don’t need to harm someone (seriously or not) to go to prison. People go to prison for armed robbery all the time, some of them aren’t even truly armed and only have a simulated weapon. A judge will look closely at previous convictions when deciding whether or not to divert to something like a youthful offender program, drug court, or therapeutic docket. Chris already has two strikes for violent offenses. I’m not saying Chris is likely to rob someone for Leggos using Megatron as a weapon, but saying he’d have to maim someone to get locked up is just bullshit.

EDIT: Give me all the negative ratings you want. However, I’m in court and in jail multiple times a week representing clients facing felony charges (including murder).
 
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Say what you will, but Barb is the only woman in history who can truthfully say that her son made a comic so autistic that people sperged for 180 pages about what would happen to him when she died.
 
My concern is how Chris will handle funerary arrangements, if even at all. I know there's a plot for her in the crypt next to Bob's. Do we know if she even has a will?

There probably won't even be a funeral. Chris in all likelihood will probably try to avoid reporting her death for as long as possible once she finally does croak, either because he wants to continue to live off of her social security checks or because he has some understanding of how much more badly his life is going to get once his mother is gone from the world.

Either way his plan will eventually fail and the authorities will get involved. Which is where the real fun begins.
 
There probably won't even be a funeral. Chris in all likelihood will probably try to avoid reporting her death for as long as possible once she finally does croak, either because he wants to continue to live off of her social security checks or because he has some understanding of how much more badly his life is going to get once his mother is gone from the world.

Either way his plan will eventually fail and the authorities will get involved. Which is where the real fun begins.

Marvin said he freaked out and called 911 just because one time he was on a trip he called and she didn't immediately answer.
 
I can't see him not reporting the death, I actually think if her health takes a bad turn and she doesn't like just have a stroke or something she'll probably pass away in a hospital. I can't see him not trying to take her to a doctor if she gets sick or has some kinda nasty accident, Barb is getting to that age where a fall can be a pretty serious event. So unless it's a sudden thing he's probably going to get someone else involved to help.

The funeral arrangements are a different story, I doubt he'll be able to navigate that mess on his own, I know from experience its not easy even if you are of sound health and mind to begin with. Losing a close loved one, much less a parent fucks everyone up. I imagine as long as Barb has some time before she actually goes she'll get the ball rolling and it'll be the funeral home themselves helping Chris through the process, even with as fucked up as Chris is if there's anyone with enough patience to help him it's a funeral home. Especially if Barb can at least get Chris started on the process. Paying for it and how much it will cost will be the real problem.

Plus he'll probably develop some unhealthy coping mechanisms or go on a spending spree to try and cheer himself up.
 
I doubt Chris understands the procedures for getting a funeral ready with the funeral home, etc.

While he doesn't funeral homes are used to dealing with people who don't know the ins and outs of the procedures. They help you a lot for the process; he might get taken for a ride for the costs and shit or go with a lot of shit he doesn't need or way overpay for the casket but he'll bumble his way through it.
 
Please, Chris will be on Twitter and YouTube begging for sympathy bux 30 seconds after her breathing stops.
 
There is no way Chris can handle taking care of Barb if her health gets worse. If she doesn't go suddenly he'll just try to ignore it because he can't arrange and pay for treatment. Then when she's gone, it'll just be him with only his tugboat to help him and mountains of debt and trash to deal with.
 
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