What is the straightest food ever?

[Cat tit bingo]

Rocky mountain oysters. Pure testosterone and is the highest form of male dominance

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Turkey leg. Women and teh gays dont like to get their hands greasy when they eat, so if you pick that thing up and bite into it you are guaranteed Grade A straight heterosex male.

The pizzas from the square pizza craze of the 90's had some pretty straight edges and good 90 degree corners.

Isn't this called Detroit Style or something now?

 

[Bill Ding]

Raw liver and $10k worth of gear a month.

 

[shadyreapers_]

packed tuna

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Uncooked spaghetti is the straightest food I can think of.

If you cook it, it gets all curvy, like a woman.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Uncooked spaghetti is the straightest food I can think of.

If you cook it, it gets all curvy, like a woman.

I don’t have the meme but

LetHimCook.jpeg

 

[A-Stump]

Karen's ziti

 

[mindlessobserver]

Whatever the fuck was for dinner at the pajeet feast in "temple of doom."

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Whatever the fuck was for dinner at the pajeet feast in "temple of doom."

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wAZ6dSIMivk

uma delicia

 

[Jason Wynn]

Chicken wings and crappy beer like Budweiser or Coors

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Steak? Duh.

specifically boar steak, as they have the highest test levels out of all mammals

 

[vinrock]

Uncooked spaghetti.

 

[Vining]

Bacon, obviously.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

Steak and eggs, eaten off a cutting board of course.

 

[souschef]

Anything you pull out of your bag during your break at a blue collar job

Karen's ziti

OP's not ready for that...

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Spaghetti

 

[smtp]

bacon

 

[Dufe]

Cured meat sausages and cream cheese. You can add dried bread/toast/crackers. Dry, but salty, tasty, and nutritious.

That long, hard meat right in my mouth, just an explosion of flavor, then the thick white cream cheese, ugh, that rich protein!

 

[Foundinglaunderer]

Steak? Duh.

I'm going with this