What is the straightest food ever?

[Skitarii]

1. Highest testosterone food
2. Food that is spiritually and aesthetically heterosexual
3. Food that looks like pussy
4. Food that turns gay frogs straight

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Angel hair pasta probably when it comes out of the box at first

 

[Valstrax]

White bread

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

Steak? Duh.

 

[YWNBAM]

Potatoes

 

[Lard Shart]

Beef & potato stew

 

[Figger Nucker]

Patrick's Private Reserve "People" Pepperoni.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Head cheese.

 

[DumbDude43]

whole milk

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

whole milk

This. A glass of milk with a slice of hard cheese with a loaf of sour dough wheat bread. Giga aryanmaxxing diet.

 

[Pee Cola]

Raw meat

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Steak? Duh.

Raw meat

Both of these

 

[Van Darkholme]

Burgers.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Meat from a lamb you butchered yourself

 

[MrTroll]

Can't go wrong with a nice spotted dick.

 

[Tennessee Trash]

Venison from a deer you shot. Under that is fish you caught and then cleaned yourself.

 

[ConanTheVintarian]

Cured meat sausages and cream cheese. You can add dried bread/toast/crackers. Dry, but salty, tasty, and nutritious.

 

[Irrational Bounty Hunter]

All you foods you never eat, OP

 

[The Wise Shaman]

The flesh of the opposite gender.

 

[King George III]

The pizzas from the square pizza craze of the 90's had some pretty straight edges and good 90 degree corners.