what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[DiggieSmalls]

Cucking his successful big shot engineer father is based af

 

[Panda’s bouncing bosom]

Fucking with his un-clit aka. taint piercing, must have hurt like hell

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Never regret a damn thing as he was sent to prison and acting smug as hell about the whole thing like rambling about the merge. Also managed to make Ethan Ralph look pathetic with minimal effort despite doing his mom.

Chris could shit himself and do nothing and Ralph would still look pathetic

 

[D_Tractor]

He had sex with an of age female that wasn't a prostitute. Pure chad move. Any incel jerk can have paid sex. It takes a real man to get it for free.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

nothing he did was badass. he was always a loser faggot.

 

[human trash]

smiling for a mugshot despite being charged with dusting out his elderly mother's nasty old cunt

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

Raped a bitch then robbed her, pure gangster

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

fuck his mom

 

[Peddled675]

Sucking his own dick.

 

[Mr. 0]

When some troll sent him a broken laptop and he fixed it to work properly. I don't remember the specifics but someone else probably remembers this.

That was someone on an earlier version of the CWCki forums. They talked about sending a laptop with a keylogger or something so they could keep watch on Chris for content (this was either during a dry period or during the calling out videos, I can't remember which). Chris formatted the thing and did a fresh install and that was that. As far as I know he didn't even use it that much anyway.

Sucking his own dick.

he's too fat for that so it doesn't count

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Wrote a comic that has became so legendary, that it even shows up easily when searched for.
Shrugged off a fan killing themselves and battled their older brother troll for a decade.
Used blackface without fear for his sweetheart to moisten her China by cosplaying a character outside his race.
Created a new word of Niggo to further add to the repertoire of racial-slurs to defeat the sunburned foes.
Fucked a hard paying Cherokian Princess who was trying her best to provide for her family, using neetbux TWICE.

Let us face this, Classic Chris has given so much content that only the highest of functioning autists could; after he trooned out his achievements/badassery became lost just like his heterosexuality

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Being open and upfront and sharing everything with strangers online. Chris having nothing to hide is commendable even when it's to his detriment.

Also.. fucking this lil cutie on the regular is quite a chad move

 

[Fapcop]

How about that time an absolute sped sent Chris a 500$ Visa card “for the lulz” and for content.

Chris? He didn’t give a fuck if autists would calculate the percentage of his income would go towards McD and just spent his happy 500$ windfall.

He could have just withdrawn the money from an ATM, but Chris-Chad doesn’t give a fuck about giving some autists some “content”.

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

Tried to get a sneaky piece of tail from his doppelganger's woman,

 

[Queen Metalia]

Cucking his own father while doing a better job of fucking the man's wife than his father ever did

 

[Ken_Penders69]

threatening a u.s. marine (kasey's father)

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

walking out covered in glitter and pony merch and not dying from shame. I think it's very brave in a twisted kind of way

 

[King Kiwi]

Coming out looking like a war hero when he's the villain.

 

[Ophelia]

Everything about his ass is bad.

 

[DancingIsraeli]

Macing that gamestop employee? Pretty BASED and REDPILLED!

Criminality is based