what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[Shroom King]

Owning more than one copy of A Scanner Darkly is insanely based.

 

[conodont]

Saying that Jack Thaddeus got kicked out of his house because his parents couldn't stand him. It's not very badass, but the bar is in hell.

 

[toe_schnitzel6969]

This has definitely already been mentioned, but that time when he was racist in an Indian restaurant. It's such a great clip.

 

[Crant]

Need I say more?

 

[HatinisBad]

Somehow, miraculously, made it this far without having to overwork himself at some crappy job. Bravo.

 

[King Metalia]

This has definitely already been mentioned, but that time when he was racist in an Indian restaurant. It's such a great clip.

I miss racist homophobic Chris so much. So much more funny than modern Chris and his boring wannabe Jesus shit.

 

[The Gay Oboma Creature]

He's got legitimately impressive endurance. Driving 800 miles to some niggo's house in Cleveland and back to rescue Julay is something I'm not sure I could do.

He also walked eight miles to the post office, which isn't quite the same feat but I wouldn't have expected him to be able to do it. I wonder if he could've been fixed if some troll early on had walked him through Starting Strength.

 

[I am batman]

He was the inspiration for Asperchu.