what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[ThicClaw]

Thaddeus: My parents threw me out when I was 18, you know why they threw me out?

Chris: ...hm.....probably because they couldn't stand you?

 

[yoursavior]

Actively turning down Kacey after seeing her and thus leaving the cripple with sloppy seconds.

 

[THE STRESS]

I personally find punching a hole in his wall (probably over My Little Pony) to be a power move.

 

[giga melt]

chris bringing the hooker a nice fruit basket and taking her on a date before "doing the deed"

 

[RealBoi]

chris bringing the hooker a nice fruit basket and taking her on a date before "doing the deed"

Literally, the only wholesome thing he ever did

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Literally, the only wholesome thing he ever did

by the way he kept calling her up, taking her on dates and treating her afterwards, i assume he thought he bought a girlfriend
or that after sucking down his cum they're gonna get a chance to know eachother and get together over a mutual interest

 

[æsthetic fœticide]

Kicking the shit out of the cop car was kinda badass

 

[Cryptozoology]

I'm not convinced he really feels physical pain, which is really crazy.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Steals money from his mother who he just sodomized and instead of getting a roach motel room with the wire fraud money, spent the money on fucking toys. Super based!!!

 

[NoddingOut]

When he just rolled up on that barbussy

Classic

 

[A Flying Nun]

*Quick Chris, think of something Bad-ass to say, all the ladies are watching this!*
"I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!"

Does anyone have any idea why the fuck he said this?
Knowing him it must be from some damned cartoon, but I've never heard it before.

 

[Ulkesh]

 

[FightenGnome]

All the times he's shown complete disrespect in a court of law. Whether it be playing with a fidget spinner and blowing raspberries, or demanding his toys and being allowed to go home if they want his cooperation.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Does anyone have any idea why the fuck he said this?
Knowing him it must be from some damned cartoon, but I've never heard it before.

It's from a dirty limerick.

There once was a man from Nantucket
His dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

I believe Chris was referring to the time he sucked off someone from Massachusetts for Legos.

 

[A Flying Nun]

I believe Chris was referring to the time he sucked off someone from Massachusetts for Legos.

Wow what a badass

 

[Little oak tree]

Teach us great stuff

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Scamming paypigs by selling atrocities he made like the sonic totem for 1000+$

 

[Ga1v5]

Most of us would head for the toilet if we needed to take a dump. Chris is too much of a Chad to accept society’s limitations. He just lets it out wherever he is. He doesn’t care. He’ll even tell his girlfriend about it, He’ll tell his sworn enemies about it. He operates on a different plane of defecation from the rest of us. We can’t even comprehend.

Chris was the prototype sigma

 

[Drkinferno72]

Cucking Mr. C

 

[TTU Chess Club]

Gaslighting his dad into accepting the clearly inferior version of Fraggle Rock as his Christmas present.