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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris went to boarding school?
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- 30 de Ago, 2014
What if Chris wrote a comic about Bionic and introduced Sonichu as a side character later on?
Betachu
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By "later on" you mean issue 2 (actually 3).
What if Chris woke up in the body of a woman... in World War 2?
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- 6 de Dic, 2014
All he'd use it for is to heat his leftover Hungry Man dinners. And probably mildly scald some manaJERK in his balls.
What if Chris turned to the dark arts and brought Bob back to life?
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
Bob-demort.
Betachu
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Chris: "FOTHAR!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!"
Bob: "The hell Chris!? I was just having some fresh china with GodChick-"
Chris: "Who?"
Bob: "GodBear's wife, a chicken."
Chris: "W-well..."
Bob: "IF YOU DON'T SEND ME BACK WITHIN THE NEXT 12 SECONDS, I'M CUTTIN' YOU DOWN!!!"
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris was Elroy in the Jetsons?
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- 6 de Dic, 2014
Step 1: Vandalize Sonic Boom stall at Gamestop
Step 2: Try on all of the panties at Victoria's Secret, tearing half of them and leaving brown stains on the other half.
Step 3: Raid soda machine at McDonald's
Step 4: Sit down in the food court and put up attraction sign
Step 5: Wait 3 hours and then realize that nobody's in the mall
Step 6: Get caught by security
Step 7: Fumbles with pepper spray, sprays self in the eyes
Step 8: Swift kicks to the much hated pickles ensues
Step 9: ???
Step 10: Uh......profit?
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
The Rebel Alliance would have an easy victory.
Betachu
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He'd be a low-class, one that even the one-hit kills would hate. He'd be given special gray "STAY AWAY FROM THIS ASSHOLE" armor, and assume it meant he was higher than Palpatine. Whenever he tries to talk to Vader, he'd get force-chocked but his autisim would keep him alive. He actually participated in the battle of endor. He survived by shiting himself and doing nothing.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris secretly had a crush on Mike Snyder?
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- 30 de Ago, 2014
What if Chris was an archaeologist?
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
He'd make 14BC collapse into a hole after digging under it trying to find dinosaur bones.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
It'd be a match made in heaven.
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- 30 de Ago, 2014
I'm sorry, but archaeology has nothing to do with dinosaurs, it instead has to do with human remains. That won't stop Chris from trying though.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
Damn, should have known better.
Neanderthal bones then, if not dinosaur bones.
What if Chris shared the same room with the Angry German Kid?