Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Shang Tsung this whole time?

Spoiler

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was caught raping a JERK?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went on some late night talk show like the tonight show just so he could do his blarms protest on tv?

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris stole someone's identity? How would he use it?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris went on some late night talk show like the tonight show just so he could do his blarms protest on tv?

Chris: "I WANT Y'ALL TO LISTEN CARFU-LLY!!! SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT FREAKING BLUE AND I'M NOT JUST GONA STAND HERE AND SHIT MYSELF AND DO NOTHING!!!! WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR TRUE AND HONEST FRIEND AND SAVIOR FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION WHO DOES NOT LIKE SUCH OFFENSIVE CHANGES AS BLUE ARMS!!! WHO'S WITH MAH!!!???"
*nothing but boos and cries from the audience*
Chris: "YOU'RE ALL BIG FAT JERKS!!! *starts to walk away* ... e-except for the boyfriend free girls.... with deir china... they Give Me MY ERECTIONS; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER!!!! EEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!"

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was in purgatory?

 

[Mick92]

What if Sega released a Sonic reboot in which Sonic is a female with no explanation whatsoever (think new Ghostbusters)? Would Chris be happy that they're pandering to the SJW/Feminist demographic and turned his hero into a woman just like him, or would he rage once again because they changed his beloved Sonic time without his consent again?

 

[Somar]

What if Sega released a Sonic reboot in which Sonic is a female with no explanation whatsoever (think new Ghostbusters)? Would he be happy that they're pandering to the SJW/Feminist demographic and turned his hero into a woman just like him, or would he rage once again because they changed his beloved Sonic time without his consent again?

as long as female sonic's arms aren't blue I'm sure Chris will be all over it

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris stole someone's identity? How would he use it?

Spoiler

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris lived in Antarctica?

 

[Betachu]

What if Sega released a Sonic reboot in which Sonic is a female with no explanation whatsoever (think new Ghostbusters)? Would Chris be happy that they're pandering to the SJW/Feminist demographic and turned his hero into a woman just like him, or would he rage once again because they changed his beloved Sonic time without his consent again?

If they release a game with male Sonic later he'll have blarms regardless if it's the original canon or not.

 

[The Oddball from MLW]

What if Chris attended bronycon?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a driving instructor?

 

[Elaine Benes]

What if Chris became a driving instructor?

"Turn left NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!"

What if Chris never won the Watch and Win Sweepstakes?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris gave birth to the Antichrist?

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

What if Chris attended bronycon?

Bronies would see their forefather and then kill themselves en masse

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris tried to cover-up every bad decision he's ever made by saying he was trolling?

Spoiler

 

[ON 190]

Bronies would see their forefather and then kill themselves en masse

Out of shame or in tribute?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris woke up in the body of the blue armed bandit?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris woke up in the body of the blue armed bandit?

Didn't someone ask this one before already?

What if Chris was part of the Jackass crew?