Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if an Chris controlled an Army of Chris clones and tried to take over the world?

He'd have trouble controlling them as they'd all be running to McDonalds and shitting their pants.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was a baker?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a baker?

Ah, so that explains this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_London.

What if Chris was immune to a zombie virus?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was immune to a zombie virus?

He already is. Name one time he's been sick.

 

[Somar]

What if Child Chris went to the future and met modern Chris?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Child Chris went to the future and met modern Chris?

Maybe modern Chris was the abusive babysitter! It makes sense!

What if years later after Chris' passing, a group of paranormal investigators tried to summon Chris' spirit in a seance and ouija board?

 

[Betachu]

What if Child Chris went to the future and met modern Chris?

modern Chris: "Hello little boy..."
Child Chris: "...who are you?"
modern Chris: "I am Christine Weston Chandler, mayor of CWCville and autistic lesbian trans-woman of fam-da future!"
Child Chris: "What's a lesbian?"
modern Chris: "It's a woman who luvs ot-"
Child Chris: "What's a trans-woman?"
modern Chris: "It's a-"
Child Chris: "What's a future?"
modern Chris: "DAT'S IT! CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA!!!!!!"
*nothing happens but modern Chris drops dead as if something did. Child Chris from then on lived a normal life where he got a sweetheart in high school, created a completely original character in-place of Sonichu and became one of the most inspirational people on the face of the earth*

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was the subject of a Mel Gibson movie?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got a job as a fashion model?

 

[Apocalypso]

He already is.

Passion of the Chu.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if years later after Chris' passing, a group of paranormal investigators tried to summon Chris' spirit in a seance and ouija board?

"Hey, I'm getting something on the Ouija board! 'S-O-N-I-C-S-A-R-M-S-A-R-E-N-O-T-B-L-U-E-!-C-H-A-N-G-E-T-H-E-M-B-A-C-K-N-O-W-N-O-W-N-O-W-N-O-W-N-O-W-!-!-!'"

 

[Apocalypso]

"Hey, I'm getting something on the Ouija board! 'S-O-N-I-C-S-A-R-M-S-A-R-E-N-O-T-B-L-U-E-!-C-H-A-N-G-E-T-H-E-M-B-A-C-K-N-O-W-N-O-W-N-O-W-N-O-W-N-O-W-!-!-!'"

Paranormal Immaturity.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was into farm animals?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was into farm animals?

Christian Chandler had a farm,
E-I-E-I-OOOOOH!
(climaxes)

เกิดอะไรขึ้นถ้า คริส มา จากประเทศไทย?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was made of clay? C-L-A-Y.

 

[AnimuGinger]

What if Chris got swatted?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was made of clay? C-L-A-Y.

Goo Goo

 

[Betachu]

Goo Goo

..horrifying...

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris attempted to crawl back into Barb's womb during the night but instead ended up crawling into Bob's ass?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris attempted to crawl back into Barb's womb during the night but instead ended up crawling into Bob's ass?

He'd get cut out of life by the internet lumberjack.