Containment What If?
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- 25 de Jul, 2015
Whoever marries Chris would have to have the patience of a saint, a will of iron and low expectations.
That said, Chris seems to have fairly low standards for satisfaction.
If any children came out of the agreement I would feel true fear for them.
Wait, forgive me if I'm wrong but if Chris considers himself a woman is he going to stick his pickle duck anywhere, or would he use...other methods.
That sentence was painful, someone please pass the forks.
Betachu
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- 7 de Jun, 2015
"Chris" would finally do something decent in his life.
What if Chris got chosen by Barack Obama to save the world from an invading army of trolls?
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- 25 de Jul, 2015
Chris tries to stop the trolls for five minutes until he's turned into a vegetable and eaten.
Through their brief encounter with Chris, the trolls see what they believe to be the true madness of humankind and flee back to whence they came.
Wanting to reward Chris posthumously for his efforts, After reading Chris' posts online Sega changes Sonic's arms back and send his ashes to China.
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- 25 de Oct, 2014
What if Chris bought masturbation devices from Tenga?
Betachu
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- 7 de Jun, 2015
Do you really want to know?
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris drove his car INTO court?
Betachu
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- 7 de Jun, 2015
Insta-jail.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris drove his car INTO court and ran over Barb, Mary-Lee, the WKs and his lawyers?
Betachu
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- 7 de Jun, 2015
He'd take their bodies and deny ever killing them on facebook. Oh, and he'd be hiding in another state for the rest of his life. But that's not important.
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- 30 de Ago, 2014
What if Chris wrote Bizzaro fiction?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_fiction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_fiction
Betachu
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- 7 de Jun, 2015
It would end up being the last few issues of Sonichu on drugs.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
Hvad hvis Chris var dansk?
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- 25 de Oct, 2014
Så vil han ønsker at leve i Billund på bekostning af deres komfort.