Containment What If?

[Wanderer]

What if Chris constantly went to Women's bathrooms in public places?

He does. He even got yelled at by a Jerkop for it.

What if Chris cloned himself?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris cloned himself?

You know that Treehouse Of Horror Segment where Homer cloned himself?

Yeah, that.

 

[MMX]

He does. He even got yelled at by a Jerkop for it.

What if Chris cloned himself?

Remember the episode of Family guy when Brian and Stewie had "exceptional" clones......that

 

[Wanderer]

Remember the episode of Family guy when Brian and Stewie had "exceptional" clones......that

You kinda got ninja'd...

 

[Apocalypso]

He does. He even got yelled at by a Jerkop for it.

What an absolute creep.

What if Chris took Barb on a dinner date?

 

[GS 281]

What an absolute creep.

What if Chris took Barb on a dinner date?

She would have to put out after if she wanted to go on another. Q-sands ain't cheap.

What if Chris was an activated vibrator in a cheez-its box chasing his dogs into a corner?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an activated vibrator in a cheez-its box chasing his dogs into a corner?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was crash bandicoot?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was crash bandicoot?

DIRTY CRASHED BRIEFS.

What if Chris was an X-men?

Spoiler

He'd be Professor X-tra Large! Ba-dmm-tss

 

[GS 281]

He would be Juggernaut in drag.

What If Chris was the lady I just bought a Red Bull from?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a nascar driver?

 

[PacSol]

What if Chris was a nascar driver?

He'd get tired after the first ten miles or so, then crap (then crash) his car. Driving's much harder on the body than a lot of people figure, especially at high speeds for long distances at a time.

Incidentally, one of the only notable people from Ruckersville iirc is NASCAR driver Phillip Morris.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris was in the role of that one squid girl from that one animu?

 

[PacSol]

What if Chris was in the role of that one squid girl from that one animu?

Less invading the surface, more Chris servicing himself with his tentacles

 

[Somar]

Whst if Cole lost his job and had to move in with Barb and Chris untill he found a new one?

 

[AnOminous]

Whst if Cole lost his job and had to move in with Barb and Chris untill he found a new one?

I don't know but it would involve some kind of pun on Two and a Half Men.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris met one of his hedgehogs IRL? Say, he suddenly met Sonichu and Rosechu, each about 3 feet tall, walking down the streets holding hands and hollering: "Hi dad!" to him. How would he react? Would he readily accept this because he already think (or at least suspects) that the 'hogs are real, or would he completely flip his shit because he's hallucinating?

 

[CWCissey]

He would be Juggernaut in drag.

What If Chris was the lady I just bought a Red Bull from?

Your Red Bull would likely taste a bit salty.

 

[Somar]

what if Chris finally accepted the fact that he's fat and decided to go on a diet and work out?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris met one of his hedgehogs IRL? Say, he suddenly met Sonichu and Rosechu, each about 3 feet tall, walking down the streets holding hands and hollering: "Hi dad!" to him. How would he react? Would he readily accept this because he already think (or at least suspects) that the 'hogs are real, or would he completely flip his shit because he's hallucinating?

He'd either make a video of them or send them on missions to kill his enemies. At best, they'd shit themselves and fail to do anything.

what if Chris finally accepted the fact that he's fat and decided to go on a diet and work out?