Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris started acting like Santa and started breaking into people's houses and leaving toys?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris started acting like Santa and started breaking into people's houses and leaving toys?

It wouldn't be toys, it'd be .

What if Chris met Rupaul?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris met Rupaul?

Chris would either call him a niggo or have a brand new galpal...

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a department store manager?

Spoiler

Jump to about 3:45

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was walking to court for his next court date and along the way he hit his head on something and just forgot what he was doing and decided to do something else?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was walking to court for his next court date and along the way he hit his head on something and just forgot what he was doing and decided to do something else?

1. Run away.
2. Shit himself and do nothing.
3. Eat at McDonald's.
4. Sigh.
5. Stalk ladies.
6. All of the above.

What if Chris was on a wheelchair?

 

[Somar]

what if Chris ate a devil fruit?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris went to Hollywood and made a blog about his time there ala http://iratemeetsawesome.blogspot.com/?

 

[Stoned Age]

What if Chris was on a wheelchair?

He'd shit his pants, and maybe roll over to Gamestop and roll away when the Jerkops come after him.

What if Chris went to Hollywood and made a blog about his time there ala http://iratemeetsawesome.blogspot.com/?

STUART SNYDER IS A JEW! - Chris after getting fired

What if Chris and another bad webcomic guy (Linkara, GK, KK) collabed?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris and another bad webcomic guy (Linkara, GK, KK) collabed?

It would actually go along nicely untill Chris would mace the other guy for wanting to do a bad review of his masterpiece Sonichu.
What if Chris published a book about his life?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris published a book about his life?

It'd be full of shit (literally).

Was ist, wenn Chris trat dem Dritten Reich?

 

[Wanderer]

What if Chris was an Anime character?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an Anime character?

or

Spoiler

 

[Wanderer]

or

Spoiler

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris joined a volunteer group like Americorps or Peace Corps after graduating from MHS instead of wasting Borb's $$$ at PVCC?

 

[whitepaws]

I've been reading that the SSDI trust fund may run out next year. That probably means benefit cuts. How long do you think it takes Chris to notice, and how will he react? I'm guessing he doesn't notice until he bounces a check.

 

[CWCissey]

I've been reading that the SSDI trust fund may run out next year. That probably means benefit cuts. How long do you think it takes Chris to notice, and how will he react? I'm guessing he doesn't notice until he bounces a check.

He wouldn't and he'll continue to spend a metric fuckton of credit.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris published a book about his life?

He already has:

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris dyed his hair jet black?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was surrounded by a pride of hungry lions?

He'd tell them:

Spoiler

DON'T MAUL ANYBODY!