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What if Chris was MLG pro?
if he was classic Chris, or fuck it any chrono-Chris, and he was still his autistic man-child self that managed to get to competitions I would watch every live stream possible. "so what are you gonna spend the money on this year, Chris?" "i'm gonna sp- gonna go find me some fresh China and go work on my sonichu, uhh, mouse pads trademark sales! yes!"

Chris would try to capitalize on this but end up in jail and die.
does this mean that there would be a 10000 strong sonichu-allegiance gang in South American prisons? better watch your anus, Brazil.

on second thought, I bet they would all realize their inside feelings under the stress and just turn into prison subs ala current Chris.
 
What if Chris gained more weight and thought he was pregnant?
He would be so happy he's finally gonna have Crystal and tell everyone at Impulse, then make a thousand Facebook posts about it and like every single pregnancy-related FB page... When enough time time passes, he will think there's something wrong because the baby doesn't appear and, eventually, his "friends" will tell him his depressing reality.

What if Chris was your mother?
 

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What if you tied someone up and gave them an ego-shattering dose of acid, then made them wear a Sonichu medallion and made them watch Chris videos for the next 12 hours? Could you reprogram them into a quasi-Chris?
What if Chris became a supervillain, kidnapped a bunch of people, and used the above method to turn them into an army of obedient clones, then had them storm SEGA headquarters?
 
What if Chris became a supervillain, kidnapped a bunch of people, and used the above method to turn them into an army of obedient clones, then had them storm SEGA headquarters?
It wouldn't work sense the brainwashed people would be just as lazy as Chris to actually do anything besides macing people.
What if Chris and a few other internet lolcows went to the same jail and tried to plan a break out?
 
It wouldn't work sense the brainwashed people would be just as lazy as Chris to actually do anything besides macing people.
What if Chris and a few other internet lolcows went to the same jail and tried to plan a break out?
They'd dig through the floor with a spoon and get tired after just making a little hole, then they'd crush each other while trying to escape, in a very cartoony way.

What if Chris became the new Pope?
 
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