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Nah, that would make him the ultimate troll.
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Nah, that would make him the ultimate troll.
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Classic Chris would try and hook up with current Chris, not recognizing that it's just current Chris and that there's no china to be had.
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And then current Chris would mace him and Classic Chris would make it one of the sub-episodes in Sonichu.
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What if Chris was MLG pro?
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Chris would try to capitalize on this but end up in jail and die.
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if he was classic Chris, or fuck it any chrono-Chris, and he was still his autistic man-child self that managed to get to competitions I would watch every live stream possible. "so what are you gonna spend the money on this year, Chris?" "i'm gonna sp- gonna go find me some fresh China and go work on my sonichu, uhh, mouse pads trademark sales! yes!"
does this mean that there would be a 10000 strong sonichu-allegiance gang in South American prisons? better watch your anus, Brazil.
on second thought, I bet they would all realize their inside feelings under the stress and just turn into prison subs ala current Chris.
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Maybe that prostitute Chris claimed to have lost his virginity to years back was in fact himself as the tranny we know him today! Young Chris looked at Old Chris and thought he was a woman.
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He would be so happy he's finally gonna have Crystal and tell everyone at Impulse, then make a thousand Facebook posts about it and like every single pregnancy-related FB page... When enough time time passes, he will think there's something wrong because the baby doesn't appear and, eventually, his "friends" will tell him his depressing reality.
What if Chris was your mother?
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>Halloween costume
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what if chris actually got pregnant?
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What if Chris became a supervillain, kidnapped a bunch of people, and used the above method to turn them into an army of obedient clones, then had them storm SEGA headquarters?
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What if Chris suffered E. coli?
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What if the doghouse really is 5-10 tons?
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It wouldn't work sense the brainwashed people would be just as lazy as Chris to actually do anything besides macing people.
What if Chris and a few other internet lolcows went to the same jail and tried to plan a break out?
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They'd dig through the floor with a spoon and get tired after just making a little hole, then they'd crush each other while trying to escape, in a very cartoony way.
What if Chris became the new Pope?
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BLOODY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
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What if someone crazier than Chris ran into the courthouse at his next hearing, shot up the place exclaiming that blarms must last forever.