Containment What If?
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
There'd be one hell of a roast.
What if Yucko the Clown interviewed Chris and insulted him non-stop?
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- 27 de Sep, 2014
I think noone would have figured out what the heck he was going on in his smug rant thereafter.
And the forums would have exploded with insane speculation about the nature of the statement "I send them a bag of UGLY JELLY GROWTHS"
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- 25 de Oct, 2014
What if Chris has a Realdoll?
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- 22 de Ago, 2014
A/K/A the best case scenario.
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- 23 de Feb, 2015
They would be amputated.
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He would still come with
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- 11 de Mar, 2015
An' anudder thing - FLATLANDER AND ZACH ARE ANGRY AT ME! I WANT THAT DANG LEAK OF MY ALBUM OFFA THE INNERNET NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
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- 23 de Dic, 2014
He would be the Levelupqueen model, featuring Goodwill dress.
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- 20 de Mayo, 2014
I know this is a pretty commonplace thing to say here, but seeing how Chris is when it comes to face to face interaction, I would say SHIT. HIS. PANTS. AND. DO. NOTHING.
What if Chris had a Million Dollars?
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Waste them on legos.
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- 5 de Mayo, 2014
What if Chris was a real doll?
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Who would want to buy a cwc doll?
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- 23 de Feb, 2015
DON'T GIVE /D/ IDEAS.
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- 20 de Mayo, 2014
What if Chris had no beef with males?
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- 30 de Ago, 2014
He might be an MRA, or even be metrosexual. On the other hand, he could be even more homophobic because he believes that every woman would find a man.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if this happened to Chris?
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- 11 de Mar, 2015
What if Chris did the audio readings for Wikpiedia articles? Would they use his readings?
Debate raged for months on whether or not this obviously autotuned joke reading (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bhutanese_Passport-1.ogg) was done by a genuine Bhutanese Dzongkha speaker or not. Nobody could verify whether or not that's what a Bhutanese accent sounds like (hint: it isn't). If they considered allowing that, surely Chris's Ruckersvillian drawl shouldn't be an issue.
Debate raged for months on whether or not this obviously autotuned joke reading (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bhutanese_Passport-1.ogg) was done by a genuine Bhutanese Dzongkha speaker or not. Nobody could verify whether or not that's what a Bhutanese accent sounds like (hint: it isn't). If they considered allowing that, surely Chris's Ruckersvillian drawl shouldn't be an issue.
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- 20 de Sep, 2014
What if Chris was the Pope?