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What if Chris designed a weapon for the military to use?
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- 23 de Feb, 2015
It would be a massive bottle of old pepper spray. It would hit all the enemy combatants' shirts, they'd all go "What the fuck?" while the Great Inventor Chandler shits himself and flees, demanding they don't call anybody.
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What if Chris shit himself when he sprayed the Ass Manager? Would he have two counts of unlawful gas release?
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What if the copyright crap Chris dealt with in high school, leading to Sonichus creation, wasn't even there?
Would Chris even be discovered by the Internet?
Or perhaps Bionic would have the comic?
Would Chris even be discovered by the Internet?
Or perhaps Bionic would have the comic?
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What if Chris' brain wasn't the size of a walnut?
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Actually, brain size does not contribute to intelligence. So, he would be the same.
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What if Chris was a fireman?
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He'd be swimming in Dali reproductions.
Also Barb would have to extinguish the fire for him.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris Chan was the one who discovered America (not Columbus)?
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What if Chris travelled to Israel to rescue Leonard Nimoy from the clutches of Al-Kiwifarms?
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He would have killed all the MALE INJUN-JERKS so he could have a boyfriend-free squaw.
He would have blamed it on the trolls and said it was out of his control. So there.
They would confuse the wild tomgirl tranny with a lesbian soul with a fat, out of shape Jesus. Chris would be treated like a King and be sacrificed in order to bring on the Apocalypse.
What if Chris did Leykis 101?
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1. Single mothers are the only people that would be desperate enough to date Chris, so this rule kind of hurts him.
2. Already does what he wants.
3. He wouldn't bother asking her.
4. He will announce his Tugboat earnings before she even asks.
5. Has no job to begin with.
6. Almost to never answers his phone for unknown numbers (rightfully so).
7. I don't think he would have any problems with this rule.
8. This is tricky as Chris is a fan of having multiple Gal-Pals.
9. He already has a similar belief on this rule.
10. Barb would Dissaprove.
11. Chris is old, and is ready to leech off the poor, blind, deaf woman with brain damage that would mumble something similar to a yes.
God-tier trolling.
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It's posts like these that I genuinely regret not being able to partake in that charity drive so I can rate things with the q-tip of terror...
Off topic: I might be wrong, but I thing the Horrifying icon is supposed to represent his taint piercing.
What if Chris was, in fact, an architect?
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He would try to find someone willing to fund his construction of the CWCville Mall... And try to convince them to let him be the ruler of it.
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What if Chris watched Attack on Titan or any other extremely popular anime?
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He'd be walking around in a poorly imitated Sailor Moon cosplay outfit.
What if Chris and Barb were actual ducks?
Edit: Oh, wait, I found them.
Chris:
Barb:
Barb:
