Containment What If?

[normankrasner]

What if Barb got an abortion?

if Barb was pro-choice, there would be no Sonichu

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

What if two of the goddesses from Neptunia possessed Kimmi and Officer Nasty, and they came to life and went vengefully mediaeval on Chris's arse?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if two of the goddesses from Neptunia possessed Kimmi and Officer Nasty, and they came to life and went vengefully mediaeval on Chris's arse?

Chris would shit himself and do nothing, especially considering that alive or not, they're still a pair of blowup dolls. Even if they actually blow up, damage wil be minimum at best, unfortunately. And then he shits himself even more from explosion.

What if Ian Brandon Anderson would actually turn out to be the real Chris?

 

[Somar]

What if Barb needed surgery and Chris tried to peform the operation himself?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Barb needed surgery and Chris tried to peform the operation himself?

It would be done with Cutco knives and it would just end up with a bloody mess with Legos, Crayola FUCKING Model MAGIC and copious amounts of Krazy glue.
It's either a mangled body horror mess, or he'd poke a hole in the skin, see the droplets of blood oozing out, and he'd shit himself and do nothing.

What if Chris is able not to just bend paper with his mind, but also levitate it as well? Wouldn't he tried to give papercuts to da twolls?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Barb needed surgery and Chris tried to peform the operation himself?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/233720/Surgeon_Simulator_2013/

 

[Lioness]

What if the only way to find your True Heartsweet was by having sex with Chris first?

What if you had one wish pertaining to Chris?

Spoiler

1. I would die alone 2. I would wish for Chris to find True Love with a perpetually stoned gay black man.

 

[UnKillFill]

What if Chris joined the pickup artist scene?

 

[The Fool]

What if the only way to find your True Heartsweet was by having sex with Chris first?

What if you had one wish pertaining to Chris?

1. I'd do it
2. I'd wish Chris would accept my hand in marriage

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

what if chris and null switch places?

 

[jc17]

What if Barb left Chris home alone and he had to protect the house from burglars?

 

[The Fool]

What if Barb left Chris home alone and he had to protect the house from burglars?

He wouldn't need to do a thing, the Hoard protects the house. It even tried to eat the firefighters.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris died before Barb?

 

[UnKillFill]

What if Chris is actually the most elaborate fucking "long-con" troll of all time, and it's all just been an act?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Considering that that's what Rollin' and Trollin' was supposed to be, probably not.

 

[Hui]

What if Chris died before Barb?

Wait. Barb is alive?

 

[ICametoLurk]

What if Chris just farted now?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What if Barb died before Bob?

 

[ICametoLurk]

What if Bob died before Barb?

Oh wait...

 

[Somar]

What if Chris died before Bob?