”Every time The Kiwi Farms gets caught trying to condemn children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors, it promises it'll never do so again.”
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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What if Barb got an abortion?
if Barb was pro-choice, there would be no Sonichu
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What if two of the goddesses from Neptunia possessed Kimmi and Officer Nasty, and they came to life and went vengefully mediaeval on Chris's arse?
Yet another L ripoff
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What if two of the goddesses from Neptunia possessed Kimmi and Officer Nasty, and they came to life and went vengefully mediaeval on Chris's arse?
Chris would shit himself and do nothing, especially considering that alive or not, they're still a pair of blowup dolls. Even if they actually blow up, damage wil be minimum at best, unfortunately. And then he shits himself even more from explosion.
What if Ian Brandon Anderson would actually turn out to be the real Chris?
I have amazing taste
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What if Barb needed surgery and Chris tried to peform the operation himself?
Yet another L ripoff
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What if Barb needed surgery and Chris tried to peform the operation himself?
It would be done with Cutco knives and it would just end up with a bloody mess with Legos, Crayola FUCKING Model MAGIC and copious amounts of Krazy glue.
It's either a mangled body horror mess, or he'd poke a hole in the skin, see the droplets of blood oozing out, and he'd shit himself and do nothing.
What if Chris is able not to just bend paper with his mind, but also levitate it as well? Wouldn't he tried to give papercuts to da twolls?
Charming Man
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SONICHU QUOTE
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What if the only way to find your True Heartsweet was by having sex with Chris first?
What if you had one wish pertaining to Chris?
Spoiler
1. I would die alone 2. I would wish for Chris to find True Love with a perpetually stoned gay black man.
Qapla'
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What if Chris joined the pickup artist scene?
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What if the only way to find your True Heartsweet was by having sex with Chris first?
What if you had one wish pertaining to Chris?
1. I'd do it
2. I'd wish Chris would accept my hand in marriage
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what if chris and null switch places?
What if Barb left Chris home alone and he had to protect the house from burglars?
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What if Barb left Chris home alone and he had to protect the house from burglars?
He wouldn't need to do a thing, the Hoard protects the house. It even tried to eat the firefighters.
I want blood!
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What if Chris died before Barb?
Qapla'
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What if Chris is actually the most elaborate fucking "long-con" troll of all time, and it's all just been an act?
Survivor
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Considering that that's what Rollin' and Trollin' was supposed to be, probably not.
fυ¢к тнє נαииιєѕ
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What if Chris died before Barb?
Wait. Barb is alive?
SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN
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What if Chris just farted now?
Not the one from Shin Megami Tensei IV
Miembro del personal
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What if Barb died before Bob?
SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN
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What if Bob died before Barb?
Oh wait...
I have amazing taste
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What if Chris died before Bob?