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What if Chris got so heavy he struck oil?
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- 13 de Mayo, 2017
It'd be like 4 ounces of oil but he'd still spend thousands on Legos and go back to begging later that week when he finds out it's worthless
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- 13 de Mayo, 2017
Once he actually learns of it, he'll probably be first in line. Jaded Chris in his 50s marrying himself because of how salty he is at the world... not hard to see.
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- 14 de Mayo, 2017
What if Chris was actually working several hours a day 5/7 days per week on his Sonichu comics, sold merchandising at 50-200 dollars price range and only spend 10-20% of his earning on toys, videogames and worthless craps?
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- 13 de Mayo, 2017
He wouldn't be CWC.
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- 9 de Nov, 2016
What if Chris, Mr. Enter and Actually--Mettaton did a crossover?
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- 13 de Mayo, 2017
Chris would be booted right away.
8waifoofever8
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- 9 de Nov, 2016
...Naaaah.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris was a sweater?
He'd knit himself and do nothing
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- 19 de Ago, 2013
Warn himself of what? BLARMS?
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- 14 de Mayo, 2017
What if Chris was (really) born a girl?
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- 5 de Abr, 2017
Some dumb ass would have boned him for an easy lay when he was 15.
What if Chris was a computer operating system like Mildows CWC 2017? Would there be a 2007 edition when he became widely installable?
Garfieldchu
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- 5 de Oct, 2015
What if some exceptional individual tried to buy Patti's bones?
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- 26 de Mar, 2017
What if he actually had reasonable standards for someone of his quality?
What type of female could he actually get?
What type of female could he actually get?
Garfieldchu
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- 5 de Oct, 2015
No woman wants that. Even women as overweight, autistic, broke, unhygenic, etc. as Chris don't want that. They'd have to be super desperate and have no self esteem. And they would cheat at the first opportunity, anyway.
Chris should sell his Lego and vidya and get a realdoll.
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- 23 de Feb, 2017
I can imagine a Chris-Chan crossover scenario with the transformers.
''Asper-bots engage!'' Yells Christine, otherwise known as Autimus Prime.
''If confronted with conflicting ideals to your own hypocrisy, initiate your Trans-formation in defence!''
''Asper-bots engage!'' Yells Christine, otherwise known as Autimus Prime.
''If confronted with conflicting ideals to your own hypocrisy, initiate your Trans-formation in defence!''
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- 22 de Nov, 2013
What if Chris started skateboarding?
The JULAAAY video got a couple million views on RedTube I think.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
What if Chris shit himself, did nothing, shit himself again, did something, shit himself thrice, and did everything?
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- 7 de Abr, 2017
Or he could put ruffies in barb's tea.