Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got onto Air Force One?

 

[Goochole]

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris starting taking commissions for "classic CWC chimpout" videos?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris starting taking commissions for "classic CWC chimpout" videos?

They'd be shit, phoned in or not what you asked/hoped for.

 

[Male Soul]

What if Chris became a butch transgender lesbian?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became a vegan?

 

[Elaine Benes]

What if Chris shit himself, did nothing, shit himself again, did something, shit himself thrice, and did everything?

He still wouldn't have bought a pint of m.ilk.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

What if Chris suddenly did a complete 180 overnight and became a productive, normal member of society?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if chris goes back in time terminator style and tries to warn himself?

I wonder what Chris would've thought if he could see today back in those carefree high school days. Bob dead, Barb in not so great shape, Patti gone, the whole "tomgirl" thing, the trolling, the desperation for money, the LEGO® addiction...

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got a blank check from his tugboat by accident and tried to write 1 billion dollars on the check?

 

[Zebedee]

What if Chris got a blank check from his tugboat by accident and tried to write 1 billion dollars on the check?

He would be arrested.

 

[Wraith]

What if Chris got a blank check from his tugboat by accident and tried to write 1 billion dollars on the check?

Rob Schneider would be his costar in that Disney movie of the week.

What if Chris had a recurring guest spot on a new Star Trek series?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris got a blank check from his tugboat by accident and tried to write 1 billion dollars on the check?

 

[Curt Sibling]

What if Chris sold Barb for scientific experiments?

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

What if Chris sold Barb for scientific experiments?

We'd still get a new begging video two weeks after the sale after he blows all of his Barb money on Transformers that were listed at 400% of their retail value on ebay while Barb would be off in a lab somewhere getting shot up with experimental growth serums in order to make her a super soldier.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris sold Barb for scientific experiments?

He would do it on eBay but nobody would buy, even though trolls would bid it up over a million repeatedly. The corpse would rot before being sold.

What if Chris and Barb got into a Telepod together like in The Fly?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Barb got into a Telepod together like in The Fly?

Spoiler

 

[FightenGnome]

What if Bob died the year the Grim Reaper told Chris (2015 I think,)?

 

[Male Soul]

What if Bob died the year the Grim Reaper told Chris (2015 I think,)?

The Calling Out saga and the trolling would've lasted longer, while Chris's transvestism would've still gotten more extreme. I honestly don't think Chris's life would be that much different.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Bob was the man-child son of Chris and Barb Chandler?