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I think what would happen would be similar to what happened when Meg was held hostage in family guy.

Kidnappers: We have your daughter!

Barb: He's a boy!

Kidnappers: . . . . . . . . Really?
 
This is an utterly ridiculous notion.


Our super secret troll network based in the gAmE pLaCe and headed by Micheal Snyder monitors Chris 24/7 so any kidnappers would be immediately intercepted.

We can't take the chance of Chris dying and us not being able to milk him for his precious misery.
 
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Chris'd be dead. There's nothing to gain from kidnapping him, since the majority of his family doesn't seem to give a shit about him- no ransom, no Chris (assuming they don't kill him outright). The most you could do is ransom the CWCki or something.

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Not sure why, but this makes me picture A Nightmare on Branchland Court.
 
What if, during the hey-day of Chris trolling (2008-2010) Chris went on to a chat room, and on there was approached by someone in a "To Catch a Predator" sting, who posed as a 15 year old girl, asking him for sex. If the "girl" asked him her address and asked him to come have hanky-panky would Chris have done that?

Would he have any moral qualms? Or would he do something like that if he thought he coudl get away with it?
 
Well, he definitely couldn't get away with his autism get out of jail free card. They once busted a guy on there who had down syndrome or something.
 
I did see quite a few episodes of that show. There were a lot of really odd, greasy looking guys, maybe a step or two away from Chris themselves. Im really surprised how many of them were married. Virtually no female predators though....

Would he do it at that point? He did at one point bemoan "dumb laws" about statutory rape... so who knows what he would have done...
 
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Chris isn't a pedophile. He knows well what the laws are and actually seems pretty adamant on following those ones.

Funnily enough though Barb thought his trip to Ohio was a police sting. Maybe she knows something about Chris we don't :ween:
 
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Chris isn't a pedophile. He knows well what the laws are and actually seems pretty adamant on following those ones.

Funnily enough though Barb thought his trip to Ohio was a police sting. Maybe she knows something about Chris we don't :ween:
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Question: Is that because Chris thinks it is wrong to break those laws? Or is it because he knows and fears the consequences?
 
TBH they are kind of dumb laws when a 19 year old dude could potentially be thrown in jail for boning a 17 year old chick. That said, Chris has no business being with any sort of girls, let alone girls in their teens. The very thought of it...

Anyway, I don't think Chris would be bothered by the law if he thought he could genuinely get laid. It did not stop him from hopping in his car and getting some Cherokee lady a gift basket and some cash in exchange for China, and I'm pretty sure where he lives such a thing is illegal as well.
 
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