Containment What If?

[José Mourinho]

Or "Chris, so I herd you leik Mudkips XD"?

 

[OtterParty]

"I'm Batman"

 

[José Mourinho]

"I'm Batman"

GET BACK TO THE INTERNET.

 

[Pikonic]

"I'll be in yer dreams, I love you"
If I heard a stranger say that on the phone I might cry.

 

[champthom]

Probably "DYKES DYKES CHINA" or "I'M NOT A PEDOFORK, YOU DORKS." That's what we'd all say over and over again before the JULAY tape.

 

[Chuggernaut]

It would probably make him like Pokaymon even more than he already does, since they all shout only one word too. Maybe he'd think of himself as "a Pokaymon" and fashion a crude ball to hide inside.

 

[applecat]

Ween phone calls would be a constant feedback loop of "JULAY!" "JULAY!" "JULAY!" "JULAY!" "JULAY!" "JULAY!" "JULAY!" "JULAY!"

On the other hand, For Julie's Eyes Only would be exactly the same.

 

[Pikonic]

We all be posting like this too.

We already do.

 

[Some JERK]

He'd be just like Timmy from South Park and probably have a ton of friends.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

And then gunny gets shot

 

[c-no]

If Chris could only communicate by shouting julay, this would be an example of how his videos could be:
Chris: JULAY JULAY JULAY JULAY!!!
*Translation: MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!!!*

 

[WiseOldBadger]

He'd be just like Timmy from South Park and probably have a ton of friends.

More like "Hodor" from game of thrones

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Would he still be able to write, or would everything he writes be JULAY as well?

 

[CatParty]

Would he still be able to write, or would everything he writes be JULAY as well?

Implying he has the ability to write coherently now

 

[LordCustos3]

There would be a different sextape later. He'd film himself fucking officer Kimmi, and trolls in this alternate universe would call at all hours of the night yelling "KIIIMMMMAAAAYYYY!!!"

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I think PAAATAAAAAAY! has a good ring to it.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

What would he ask? Discuss.

 

[exball]

He'd ask how a shitty group like the NWO hasn't been crushed by Hulkamania yet.

 

[José Mourinho]

What if you could leave me alone and give me some peace of my life?

"Hey, Chris! You seem lonely on Facebook. We're here to give you some company, man!"

 

[Coldgrip]

And here is your obligatory "shit himself and do nothing" comment.