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If he bustled into my lectures, hair shining with grease, smelly q-sand clutched in his pudgy fingers, huffing and puffing, he'd probably be told to sit down because clearly he's just another student at 9am.
 
Despite his lack of dancing ability, trolls would vote for him to keep him on the show.

Also Chris may get inappropriate with his dancing partner because she is a lady willing to get close to him.
 
Here's another question: what songs would he choose?

My guess is that he'd just play a Top 40 radio station in the background.
 
He would choose songs of whatever crappy things he likes to listen to now? My Little Pony, Miley Cyrus, etc.
 
The hoard would devour the children to feed it's endless hunger.
 
Or maybe everyone mistakens 14 BLC as an abandoned dump so everyone and their kids stay away from it anyway.
 
Knowing Chris he would be arrested by the National Guard for high treason since he would try to secede from the United States.
 
MrTroll dijo:
Considering the distance between Ruckersville and Charlottesville (16 miles), plus the fact that Chris pretty much lives online, any competent defense lawyer would be able to provide evidence that Chris was busy, at home, doing something completely worthless (like buying more crap for his fake Springfield in that Simpsons iOS game, ranting on Facebook, grinding PS3 trophies) when it happened. So I don't think these hypothetical weens would be able to successfully frame Chris.
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No, no. If someone wrote "CWC rules" on the game place Chris would clearly be blame. I have been on a crime-spree signing "MrTroll" to everything. The Jerkops are coming for you, friend.

In a serious response. Of course Chris would not go to jail. The US legal system is set up under the system of innocent until proven guilty. Your points about the defense attorney are valid, but all they would need to say is "Do you have any evidence except a previous feud and a drawing? No? Your honor, the defense rests."
 
He'd become the hunted.

I would start watching Dancing with the Stars
 
Well, more specifically, the legal standard for determining criminal culpability is beyond a reasonable doubt. If the prosecution could establish a motive (which would be very easy for obvious reasons) and produce circumstantial evidence (Chris-related graffiti at the crime scene) and Chris did not have a believable, independently verifiable alibi (I have no idea how much weight they'd give to a defendant's mother testifying on his behalf), I could see a jury convicting.
 
They'd find out just what happens when you try to come between Chris and his candy.

The audience would probably think he's yet another relative of Sarah Palin.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds dijo:
Depending on what species he was hunting, like brown bear, yes, that indeed could happen.
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There are stories of people getting their ass handed to then by bucks and bulls too :popcorn:

SlowInTheMinds dijo:
Ruckersville would turn into CWCville faster than an epic ween kid shouting :julay:
In OPL's mind of course, any real attempt would get crushed by the constitution.
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JAMES MADISON IS A DAMN DIRTY PINHEADED TROLL11!1!!!11

Chris thinks they are trolls with dwarfism. runs inside hides under stuffed animal and :briefs:
 
I have always wanted to know what Chandler household would be like without all that junk... I mean the house has so much potential even though its not the best looking house on the house on the outside. (what I mean by that is the design of the home

what do you guys think?
 
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