Containment What If?

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris(tine) listened to Rush Limbaugh and other right wing talk radio?

He'd be even more racist and ignorant.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was Emperor Palpatine's chosen successor?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was Emperor Palpatine's chosen successor?

Coruscant would be renamed CWCville and there would be mandatory dating education classes. And lesbian slumber party at the death star.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris had to do jury duty?

 

[Cydonia]

What if Chris had an offspring, but a son rather than God promised Crystal?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris had to do jury duty?

He'd be excused once the judge realised that he's an idiot.

What if Chris had an offspring, but a son rather than God promised Crystal?

Tomgirl Jr and enforced Assigned Male reading.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris began driving for Uber?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris began driving for Uber?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris had to make a choice between saving Barb or saving his PS3 when their house was on fire?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) or Barb forgot to return a rented movie over a decade ago?
http://www.kctv5.com/story/31558762...ter-failing-to-return-freddy-got-fingered-vhs

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

What if Chris began driving for Uber?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/21/us/michigan-kalamazoo-county-shooting-spree/

 

[Somar]

What if the upcoming Sonic movie was filmed in Ruckersville?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if the upcoming Sonic movie was filmed in Ruckersville?

The scene would end up in the cutting room floor because test viewers would be disturbed by Chris' presence.

What if Chris stole the Declaration of Independence and wrote it as his Attraction Sign?

 

[Somar]

The scene would end up in the cutting room floor because test viewers would be disturbed by Chris' presence.

What if Chris stole the Declaration of Independence and wrote it as his Attraction Sign?

If it's the Declaration of Independence then it'll definitely attract some women ... Police Women.
What if Chris stole from every single one of his enemies houses?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

If it's the Declaration of Independence then it'll definitely attract some women ... Police Women.
What if Chris stole from every single one of his enemies houses?

1. We'd all be doing inventory on all our crap seeing how he considers everyone here to be his enemies.
2. He'd have to travel pretty far to get most of it.
3. His pile of crap would STILL be significantly smaller than Barb's crap.

What if Chris was the protag of a Harem Ecchi?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris tried to join the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris finally convinced Barb to throw away all of her crap?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris finally convinced Barb to throw away all of her crap?

He'd keep talking at the corpse.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was the Lindbergh baby?

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris was the Lindbergh baby?

He would be dead.