Containment What If?

[CrusaderKing]

It would look like Romania circa 1989. A leader who can't read a room, much less a country. Terrible economic policy, bizarre social policies, starving citizens and a brutal secret police. Really, all it would take is a spark to light off a revolution in CWCville. Maybe someone kills Sonichu, Rosechu or their kids?

So Chris is basically Nicolae Ceaușescu? Eh, I can see the similarities

 

[exball]

What if Chris got his own anime series?

It's be shitty and kawaii.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

 

[MrTroll]

 

[Anchuent Christory]

 

[A-Stump]

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What if Chris got his own anime series?

Probably either be a low budget, poorly made shitfest, or a series that had Chris be the villain. And naturally he'd try to butt in and shoehorn any and everything that was on his mind at the time. He'd also try to force the creators to make him the hero if it were the latter option.

Now onto my question: What if the Sonichus hated Chris?

Yeah, The Borb would pretty much always be shitty parents.

However, I did read somewhere that people who conceive a child at a more advanced age are more likely to have a child with autism. So maybe if The Borb were younger, Chris wouldn't be autistic. In which case he'd probably end up like either Cole depending on how influential Barb was, or David and Carol, depending on how influential Bob was.

Honestly, I could see it be a mix between the two - disowning them, while claiming they abused him as a child. All the while being a pretentious dick reviewing things.

 

[Silver]

Why would he complain about that? He's a lazy bum who only ever did two pieces of work. He was also there, presumably, on a part-time basis.

Well, as far as his CADD degree goes, but he's also talked about English class and so I'm sure he took other classes where homework consumed some part of his time.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why would he complain about that? He's a lazy bum who only ever did two pieces of work. He was also there, presumably, on a part-time basis.

Well, as far as his CADD degree goes, but he's also talked about English class and so I'm sure he took other classes where homework consumed some part of his time.

And it's likely he didn't do much either.

Hell I didn't do much homework in high school either, but that's because I was in classes where the teachers barely gave out homework to begin with.

 

[A-Stump]

I'm a no good dirty plagiarist

Or we're like a living hive

 

[CatParty]

I'm a no good dirty plagiarist

Or we're like a living hive

oh don't worry, ryan rash just plagiarized himself from the previous epitaph thread.

 

[Carlson]

What would Christory have been like if the sagas didn't begin until Chris was an avid Facebook user and everyone had access to all of the most banal moments of his life through status updates from Day 1?

Yeah, The Borb would pretty much always be shitty parents.

However, I did read somewhere that people who conceive a child at a more advanced age are more likely to have a child with autism. So maybe if The Borb were younger, Chris wouldn't be autistic. In which case he'd probably end up like either Cole depending on how influential Barb was, or David and Carol, depending on how influential Bob was.

Honestly, I could see it be a mix between the two - disowning them, while claiming they abused him as a child. All the while being a pretentious dick reviewing things.

Probably this. I don't think Chris would have been coddled nearly as much (maybe not at all) if he had been born neurotypical.

Assuming Chris is autistic nonetheless? I don't think it would be really any different except that Bob would still be alive, and the pair may have been sprier and more apt to head outside as the 2010s come.

 

[1nomadcowatbk1]

Why would he complain about that? He's a lazy bum who only ever did two pieces of work. He was also there, presumably, on a part-time basis.

Well, as far as his CADD degree goes, but he's also talked about English class and so I'm sure he took other classes where homework consumed some part of his time.

And it's likely he didn't do much either.

Hell I didn't do much homework in high school either, but that's because I was in classes where the teachers barely gave out homework to begin with.

how many regular classes was Chris in at MHS? maybe his IEP limited the amount of work the teachers could give out

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Imagine if Chris read Ulysses

 

[Arkangel]

Imagine if Chris read Ulysses

Imagine if Chris read Finnegan's Wake.

 

[WiseOldBadger]

Chris just isn't a reader. Adult books, especially novels, just aren't stimulating enough for him. If he tried picking up something like Dostoyevsky or Shakespeare, he'd probably put it down out of sheer boredom or just difficulty in comprehension.

This. Chris just isn't smart enough for classic literature, beyond a "Peanuts" or "Family Circus" Comic.

 

[OtterParty]

It'd be like Coleslaw reviewing movies. He'd read the synopses on the back, then come out hating the good ones, gush for hours on end about the bad ones, and figure out a way to make them all about himself. Assuming he didn't crash into slumber before he got the thing typed out.

 

[exball]

Hmm yeah...d-dis here id da odyssey. I th-think it was uh...about some homo's looking for...a fl-jacket. Hmm, yeah...der were a lotta words I didn't understand...hmm...

 

[Arkangel]

What if Chris read "The Sorrows of Young Werther" by Goethe? Would it make him want to commit suicide?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

how many regular classes was Chris in at MHS? maybe his IEP limited the amount of work the teachers could give out

Beats me. All I know is that homework was barely a thing at my school (or at the very least, not in many of the classes I took).

Perhaps it was the same for his school too. That, or Chris was just too lazy to do his homework. Do you honestly think he could?