What if the lolcows decided to collaborate?

[Not-NiGHTS]

And that's only assuming they even get that far.

The way I see it, it could go one of two ways:
- The lolcows decide to get along, yet still manage to screw themselves over in some way, thus causing a lolercaust of epic proportions.
- They either fight against each other or get distracted by something or other, and forget what they were supposed to be doing.

Either way, it wouldn't end well for them if that actually happened. And it's not like a lolcow would even know that another person was a lolcow unless they found out after the fact. And honestly, I doubt any of the lolcows (save a few) even know who the hell the others are to begin with.

If they were all to fight, then who would come out on top?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

If they were all to fight, then who would come out on top?

That's easy, none of them.

 

[RepQuest]

If they were all to fight, then who would come out on top?

Lolcow Thunderdome would have no winners, only losers.

 

[Not-NiGHTS]

Lolcow Thunderdome would have no winners, only losers.

Would still be entertaining to watch a bunch of lolcows against each other in an elimination chamber just for no one to come out on top.

 

[Strelok]

Whichever lolcow is slightly smarter than the others would take money to take down the farms, and then instead of spending it on a botnet or whatever the fuck they promised, they'd buy more video game, toys, food, ugly tranny dresses and whatnot.

Thus they and us would win, while all the other lolcows would lose.

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

"Because every Prinplup considers itself to be the most important, they can never form a group."

 

[benzodiazepine]

What are they gonna do, DDOS us? Even with maximum team cohesion, they couldn't actually do anything big enough to take down this site or have any real effect at all.