WHAT I ATE TODAY | OFF TRACK - 16th June 2018

Imagine your life consisting of lying in bed all day playing games on your phone while your pet whale consumes food. No wonder she's depressed.

Tbh, instead of her showing all this food (because, duh, we know she eats like this secretly), I would rather see the conversations/fights before Becky gives in and drives AL to get more food. Show us the Binge Monster™ instead of the drive thru and all the pre-planned binging you are going to do later.

But, like Amber said in another video, "it's the little things". Kudos to her for knowing that Taco Bell ain't Mexican food.

Random things I noticed:
- at no point we see Amber walking in this video. When was the last time we saw that?
- She starts the video saying she woke up 20 min prior. Her hair is somewhat tidy, then the video cuts and she shows herself again saying she just woke up from a "nap" and her hair is a mess.
The odd thing is that she claims that she changed clothes before taking the nap, yet she's wearing the same shirt as she did when she started the video (also notice she didn't say she showered or bathed).

So, she woke up and messed about for 20 minutes, then decides to take a nap. At some point after taking the "nap" she shows the phone - it's 6:30 PM. She said she kept on hitting the snooze button for 45 min before finally "getting up", but doesn't mention how long she "napped".
I don't know about you guys, but if I wake up and go to bed again 20 minutes after getting up, I call it going back to bed, not taking a nap.

Amber had her first meal (according to her. I doubt it.) at around 7:00 PM. The reason she called it a breakfast is that underneath that pile of croutons and ranch there was a bigger pile of ham and scrambled eggs. She covered that with a few token vegetables, and when that didn't do the work of hiding the shit, she drowned it with ranch.

Her first lunch was the mac and cheese, corn bread and chicken. I'm guessing they went straight to the grocery store to get food for the night. Not for the week - get enough food so Amber could eat that night when she got hungry again. There were at least 4 bags on the counter - some already empty (I bet the Funyuns were in one of the empty bags, but I wonder what else was in those).

Amber called the wraps lunch, but I'm pretty sure in her head it was a snack (it's already dark when this happens, so it had to be at least 9:00 PM.

We don't know how much time passed between that meal and her dinner, but she still had a huge sandwich with Funyuns of all things, and the Reese's giant cups - of which she claimed to be thinking about only having 5 or 6 (also known as the entire package).

I'm sure the box of Red Baron singles was her night snack. I wonder how late it was when she finally stopped eating...

I thought the same thing about the Taco Bell and Mexican food thing.

As for the timeline, she mentions her McD's run was three hours after they had dinner. So 10pm? I'm still not over her needing to take a three hour "nap" shortly after getting up. For two people who literally have nothing to do all day, their schedule is just odd.

500kcal or so for 1 cup/235ml macaroni cheese
croutons are about 120kcal per ounce (28g)
1 ounce /30ml ranch dressing is around 125kcal
350kcal for each "snack" wrap (~50kcal more than the grilled version she was so afraid of getting)
300+ kcal for the mini baguette
30kcal for the mayonnaise she slathers on everything
1000kcal for the Reese's
Plus the corn bread and slop at the first place (600kcal maybe?) and whatever else she had during the day.

That is a lot of calories for one day. Well, I guess even the best of us need a "treat" day every so often. I don't think anyone has done as much to earn to one as she has. She has the willpower to live on 1600kcal every other day. When you do that, you earn the right to eat a box of Gushers or Reese's Cups or whatever else one time each day to treat yourself. Otherwise life is just not worth living.

Welcome to the wonderful world of fatties, feeders, and enablers.

She did slip the 1600 calorie goal in there without elaborating. I thought her last targets were 1800 but she would be ok going up to 2200 or something close to that. She won't last a day with that low of a goal.
 
From the @mustbepear Twitter account:lol:
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So! Anyone think that Becky actually wants her to die? I do. Not hard to miss them pointed, resentful glances. I see you, Becks.

The amount of enabling and utter carelessness on Becky’s part makes it seem like she wants Amber to hit the bucket, or atleast have her as sick and close to death as possible so that she can be her caretaker 24/7. Amber is really close to immobility.
Rafe once said Becky is the type of person to “take care of people” because “that’s just how she is”
It really does explain their toxic dynamic.
Münchausen syndrome is very real...
 
The amount of enabling and utter carelessness on Becky’s part makes it seem like she wants Amber to hit the bucket, or atleast have her as sick and close to death as possible so that she can be her caretaker 24/7. Amber is really close to immobility.
Rafe once said Becky is the type of person to “take care of people” because “that’s just how she is”
It really does explain their toxic dynamic.
Münchausen syndrome is very real...

Or she's riding the gravy train until it's derailed, stop presuming Necky is a victim - she's just as bad.
 
The amount of enabling and utter carelessness on Becky’s part makes it seem like she wants Amber to hit the bucket, or atleast have her as sick and close to death as possible so that she can be her caretaker 24/7. Amber is really close to immobility.
Rafe once said Becky is the type of person to “take care of people” because “that’s just how she is”
It really does explain their toxic dynamic.
Münchausen syndrome is very real...

I hope Becky remembers to take out life insurance. Cause no offense but even if she gets around to finally making a vlogging channel, nobody's gonna care once old gorl kicks that 20-piece KFC bucket, and YouTube sure as shit isn't gonna transfer channel rights to her for them view bucks.
 
She’s says tomorrow’s a new day every single day it seems like, it’s like she’s in some shitty groundhogs day loop but the only thing different each day is how much weight she’s gained from the night before.
 
Am I the only one who stopped watching her videos? Her constant trolling is boring. She thinks she’s oh-so-smart because she can clickbait and fool people into watching a few ads. This is a foolishly shortsighted game she’s playing. You won’t keep your viewers for very long if you lose trust and build no emotional attachment with them. Trolling may pay off in the short term, but you won’t build a career out of it. When YouTube checks stop coming, you’ll be sorry you didn’t use the opportunity to build a real-world business out of it.
 
I know this is off-topic but I think it has some relevance. Besides pimples being caused by excess sebum (natural oils) and/or dirt from not washing your face; the location of the pimple (especially if it is an outbreak, like Ambers) can mean more significant underlying health issues.
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The fact that her outbreak is happening in the upper cheek suggests lung troubles which she has definately been having. She seems very sick and I don't know how Becky can support her compulsive overeating.
 
She did slip the 1600 calorie goal in there without elaborating. I thought her last targets were 1800 but she would be ok going up to 2200 or something close to that. She won't last a day with that low of a goal.
They are made up numbers, so it does not matter. I somehow doubt that a person thinks it is okay to eat a packet of sausage* in a normal day if you break it up into two meals and has five candy bars in one sitting understands how little 1600 kcal is even if she was extend it with low calorie vegetables.

The funny/sad thing about it is that, unlike most normal people, she would actually lose weight on a 3000kcal/day diet. You can't maintain 500 pounds or, for the homosexuals, 35 stone without serious effort. I don't just mean the amount of food. The food she eats is usually fatty and fried, which makes you feel ill in large quantities and does not help in the pooping department. Her toilet must be a disaster area.

*Admittedly, those package poultry sausage be relatively low calorie (500-600kcal per packet), but you will hit or come close to maximum recommended intake for cholesterol, sodium, and saturated fat just on the sausages alone if you eat the whole thing.
 
Agreed. It's so rude. And let's be real, no one in that car needs anything from a drive thru.

To be fair, they're both so thick they probably don't realise it's a person. To them, drive-thru is the Magic Calorie Robot who grants any wishes involving lard.

Amber should just have one as her gooorlfren. That would be true luuurve.
 
I may be wrong about this, but I think AL is Becky's 1st real relationship. Of course AL exploited that fact as well as Becky's aforementioned lack of self esteem. Becky's background is also of rather modest means it seems. I'm sure it has to be frosting her ass that her gorlfriend and her cannot have a "normal" relationship. And I dont mean just sex. AL makes decent money for rural KY and real vacations are out of the question, a stroll in the park is out of the question, a trip to an amusement park is out of the question etc...Also, it has to bother Becky seeing AL basically eat thousands of dollars in junk food, fast food and at bad chain restaurants- not to mention buying the same useless shit at Wal-Mart.every day. As mentioned previously, Becky is too her own worse enemy. Hopefully she'll open her eyes like all of AL's previous victims....errrr..gorlfriends have done.....Also wouldnt it be easier to list what Big AL didn't eat in that video? I counted coconut and NECCO wafers- but who knows behind closed doors.
 
Also, it has to bother Becky seeing AL basically eat thousands of dollars in junk food, fast food and at bad chain restaurants- not to mention buying the same useless shit at Wal-Mart.every day.
TBH it's kind of surprising Becky didn't throw a tantrum to get Amber to buy her her own MacBook instead of giving her Amber's old trash laptop.
 
The night before had Taco Bell, then Mexican, then an entire bag of chips and the box of Gushers she blamed on Becky. Wakes up at 6pm, goes out for pulled BBQ chicken, corn bread, a "salad" of iceberg lettuce with black olives, pickled banana peppers,, ham, cheese, 26 croutons drenched in ranch, and two helpings of mac n cheese, then 2 mcdonalds snack wraps (Becky doesn't order anything) Then a footlong sub with mayo and an entire package of lunchmeat, and a pile of Funyuns, and for a snack later, 1200 calories worth of Reeses Big Cups. And at least two diet sodas with that.

Is this content for her 600lb life audition tape, filmed in shining HD?
Once again, Chantal's set up. Becky used to at least stare blankly into the camera and give AL one-word answers during vlogs. Now, she just sits in the back, glued to her screen unless AL specifically requests a response out of her.
It also took me a while to realize that thing in the back was Becky. I thought it was one of those faux-fur berets you tend to see at Walmart, sitting on a heap of dirty clothes.

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Pickled peppers, olives from a can, and a shitton of croutons. This is the saltiest "salad" I have ever seen.

That explains why her tounge is covered is salt sores. Good lord I’ve never seen somebody be able to stomach so much salt. It doesn’t even have taste. Why not just get a salt brick and chew on that instead. Geebus.
 
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