WHAT I ATE TODAY | OFF TRACK - 16th June 2018

"Tomorrow is Monday" - This unemployed whale can't even keep track of what day of the week it is in the USA.

She doesn't really like touching her food...just shoveling it into her mouth. Her Journey to a heart attack is coming along nicely.
 
"this is 6 big cup Reesee's. I'm probably going to eat all of them or JUST LIKE 5"
Seeing her justify it, or like, try to act like it's normal--just play it down like "Well I might eat all of these, or maybe just 5" like that lowballed number would otherwise be a reasonable amount. It reminds me of this comedy skit:


Holy shit, for what it's worth, a cup of sugar, one dry measuring cup, comes in at about 225 grams. Depending on how you pour it, but that's usually a pretty good ballpark.

Imagine eating just a cup of raw sugar and then another quarter cup. A kilogram is 2.2 lbs, just of the top of my head Ill do some Amber Math™ and round 500 grams down to being 1 lb. Youre eating 300 grams of sugar or .6 lbs of sugar. ALONE, just with that. I knew she was fucked up but when you put it in numbers like that, that little shift in perspective blows my mind.
 
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I'm guessing Becky has had some real shitty jobs in the past, but no job can be as bad as selling your soul to Amber for cheap Walmart trinkets and all the restaurant meals you can eat. Rickie should hook up Becky with a job at the chicken plant; they could carpool. LOL
 
While I feel like we are getting closer to reality I still do not think this is everything she ate for the day.
If I'm not mistaken, she said that all those bags of food she brought in (including, but not mentioned, a box of Red Baron Singles Deep Pizza) were so she could eat later. So, yeah, she didn't show everything she ate that day.
What is the point of showing us all the shitty food she eats? How is this helping her? How is this encouraging her subscribers who, for some unknown reason, look to her for inspiration for weight loss? Is it a "Look how honest I am" type thing? I just don't see the point. We already know you eat like shit and are gaining every day. Those of us that have been watching for a couple of years, anyway. So yeah, what the hell is the point?
I think that she did have a good month when she said she made 10K (I don't believe she made that much, but I think she made more than her average), immediately spent it all and is now hurting for money (that is why she went to You Now - she always does that when she needs a little extra).

Her hubris this last few weeks probably hurt her where it aches the most - her pocket, and we're going to see humble, "honest" person for the next weeks.

Amber had already given signs that she needs more views (like suggesting people use the last video before this one as white noise), and she probably thinks that showing her awful diet would get her more views. She isn't wrong, btw.
Becky makes me cringe whenever she interacts with drive thru workers.

"one second"
"Um..I NEED uh two snack wraps crispy..."
It's a very odd way to order at a drive through. I wonder if she chose to use "need" because in her head it's "I need this now, otherwise Amber will make my life hell".

But, like Amber said in another video, "it's the little things". Kudos to her for knowing that Taco Bell ain't Mexican food.

Random things I noticed:
- at no point we see Amber walking in this video. When was the last time we saw that?
- She starts the video saying she woke up 20 min prior. Her hair is somewhat tidy, then the video cuts and she shows herself again saying she just woke up from a "nap" and her hair is a mess.
The odd thing is that she claims that she changed clothes before taking the nap, yet she's wearing the same shirt as she did when she started the video (also notice she didn't say she showered or bathed).

So, she woke up and messed about for 20 minutes, then decides to take a nap. At some point after taking the "nap" she shows the phone - it's 6:30 PM. She said she kept on hitting the snooze button for 45 min before finally "getting up", but doesn't mention how long she "napped".
I don't know about you guys, but if I wake up and go to bed again 20 minutes after getting up, I call it going back to bed, not taking a nap.

Amber had her first meal (according to her. I doubt it.) at around 7:00 PM. The reason she called it a breakfast is that underneath that pile of croutons and ranch there was a bigger pile of ham and scrambled eggs. She covered that with a few token vegetables, and when that didn't do the work of hiding the shit, she drowned it with ranch.

Her first lunch was the mac and cheese, corn bread and chicken. I'm guessing they went straight to the grocery store to get food for the night. Not for the week - get enough food so Amber could eat that night when she got hungry again. There were at least 4 bags on the counter - some already empty (I bet the Funyuns were in one of the empty bags, but I wonder what else was in those).

Amber called the wraps lunch, but I'm pretty sure in her head it was a snack (it's already dark when this happens, so it had to be at least 9:00 PM.

We don't know how much time passed between that meal and her dinner, but she still had a huge sandwich with Funyuns of all things, and the Reese's giant cups - of which she claimed to be thinking about only having 5 or 6 (also known as the entire package).

I'm sure the box of Red Baron singles was her night snack. I wonder how late it was when she finally stopped eating...
 
500kcal or so for 1 cup/235ml macaroni cheese
croutons are about 120kcal per ounce (28g)
1 ounce /30ml ranch dressing is around 125kcal
350kcal for each "snack" wrap (~50kcal more than the grilled version she was so afraid of getting)
300+ kcal for the mini baguette
30kcal for the mayonnaise she slathers on everything
1000kcal for the Reese's
Plus the corn bread and slop at the first place (600kcal maybe?) and whatever else she had during the day.

That is a lot of calories for one day. Well, I guess even the best of us need a "treat" day every so often. I don't think anyone has done as much to earn to one as she has. She has the willpower to live on 1600kcal every other day. When you do that, you earn the right to eat a box of Gushers or Reese's Cups or whatever else one time each day to treat yourself. Otherwise life is just not worth living.
I can't believe they went to the McDonald's drive through less than four hours after eating at a barbecue restaurant, and went grocery shopping for food in between. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Welcome to the wonderful world of fatties, feeders, and enablers.
 
If I'm not mistaken, she said that all those bags of food she brought in (including, but not mentioned, a box of Red Baron Singles Deep Pizza) were so she could eat later. So, yeah, she didn't show everything she ate that day.

I think that she did have a good month when she said she made 10K (I don't believe she made that much, but I think she made more than her average), immediately spent it all and is now hurting for money (that is why she went to You Now - she always does that when she needs a little extra).

Her hubris this last few weeks probably hurt her where it aches the most - her pocket, and we're going to see humble, "honest" person for the next weeks.

Amber had already given signs that she needs more views (like suggesting people use the last video before this one as white noise), and she probably thinks that showing her awful diet would get her more views. She isn't wrong, btw.

It's a very odd way to order at a drive through. I wonder if she chose to use "need" because in her head it's "I need this now, otherwise Amber will make my life hell".

But, like Amber said in another video, "it's the little things". Kudos to her for knowing that Taco Bell ain't Mexican food.

Random things I noticed:
- at no point we see Amber walking in this video. When was the last time we saw that?
- She starts the video saying she woke up 20 min prior. Her hair is somewhat tidy, then the video cuts and she shows herself again saying she just woke up from a "nap" and her hair is a mess.
The odd thing is that she claims that she changed clothes before taking the nap, yet she's wearing the same shirt as she did when she started the video (also notice she didn't say she showered or bathed).

So, she woke up and messed about for 20 minutes, then decides to take a nap. At some point after taking the "nap" she shows the phone - it's 6:30 PM. She said she kept on hitting the snooze button for 45 min before finally "getting up", but doesn't mention how long she "napped".
I don't know about you guys, but if I wake up and go to bed again 20 minutes after getting up, I call it going back to bed, not taking a nap.

Amber had her first meal (according to her. I doubt it.) at around 7:00 PM. The reason she called it a breakfast is that underneath that pile of croutons and ranch there was a bigger pile of ham and scrambled eggs. She covered that with a few token vegetables, and when that didn't do the work of hiding the shit, she drowned it with ranch.

Her first lunch was the mac and cheese, corn bread and chicken. I'm guessing they went straight to the grocery store to get food for the night. Not for the week - get enough food so Amber could eat that night when she got hungry again. There were at least 4 bags on the counter - some already empty (I bet the Funyuns were in one of the empty bags, but I wonder what else was in those).

Amber called the wraps lunch, but I'm pretty sure in her head it was a snack (it's already dark when this happens, so it had to be at least 9:00 PM.

We don't know how much time passed between that meal and her dinner, but she still had a huge sandwich with Funyuns of all things, and the Reese's giant cups - of which she claimed to be thinking about only having 5 or 6 (also known as the entire package).

I'm sure the box of Red Baron singles was her night snack. I wonder how late it was when she finally stopped eating...



Most likely 3 am.. Immobility is coming animal control is watching her ass next up nursing home bound WOOO yuss!:ghost:
 
"Tomorrow is Monday" - This unemployed whale can't even keep track of what day of the week it is in the USA.

She doesn't really like touching her food...just shoveling it into her mouth. Her Journey to a heart attack is coming along nicely.

I think this vlog is just almost a week old. Gorl ain't got time to upload up-to-date vlogs 'cause she busy. Get it, haydur?
 
Most likely 3 am.. Immobility is coming animal control is watching her ass next up nursing home bound WOOO yuss!:ghost:

Yeah, watching her ass as in "We've recieved a report of two rampant female hippos having escaped from a Kentucky Circus..."

Everyone assumes animal control was called on behalf of her long suffering animal hoarde, what if Amber herself is the subject of the call?
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Finally, closer to the truth of what she really eats. (While close I’m sure she left some things out) weight loss channels, including Amber and Chantal, try to put on this facade that “this is what I eat in a day” - girl. It’s science. Calories are a thing. When you show us your maintaining 500 fucking pounds and filming you only eating 2,000 calories it’s obviously a lie. We done been knew that you were eating shit. But I got to admit. Seeing the time commitment and work it takes to maintain 500 pounds is impressive. Take out food constantly WITH grocery shopping. It’s like a full time job of eating to get to your weight and keep it. Gross.

The part where Becky confesses that Amber never lets her go where she wants to go and they always have to do what Amber wants is really sad. Amber must boss Becky around so much and she just takes it. No wonder why she is depressed...
( 5:29 )

It’s not that sad. Becky willingly gave up all independence because she didn’t want to work and she wanted to become ambers pet. Becky has no income and no responsibilities. She made herself totally dependent on Amber. As much as I dislike Amber - Becky is a huge mooch on her. Pretty toxic relationship. And Becky pitched a fit cause sugar mama said no? Cry a river. She literally supports you 100 percent. You’re a grown woman child. And Amber is your parent. Isn’t that how they structured their relationship?
 
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Becky is a huge mooch on her. Pretty toxic relationship. And Becky pitched a fit cause sugar mama said no? Cry a river. She literally supports you 100 percent. You’re a grown woman child. And Amber is your parent. Isn’t that how they structured their relationship?

Becky's ramped up the Dustin-esque sped behaviour since quitting her job - we've witnessed an exponential growth in terms of autismo weeb activity (both the deviant art style drawings and increased watch time for animu), not to mention the stickers and tacky hot topic pins and nickelodeon merch expenditure reaching max capacity.

I'm guessing both AL and Necky feel equally needed and vindicated in what they have to offer each other. Which is great, since they deserve each other.
 
Yeah, watching her ass as in "We've recieved a report of two rampant female hippos having escaped from a Kentucky Circus..."

Everyone assumes animal control was called on behalf of her long suffering animal hoarde, what if Amber herself is the subject of the call?
:thinking:


Ooo I didn't think of that wouldn't surprise me tbh. For da views guiseee da views
 
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