What do you love most about being white?

[geckogoy]

I have a functioning brain unlike most non-whites.

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Nice try but back to the nigger zone with you

 

[Aljam]

Despite being an autistic sped I know that if I mask the autism most people think I'm a melting pot of friendship. If it slips I can go from 0 to 60 in a heartbeat. I like having forums like the kiwi farms to shit post out racial drivel so that in meatspace I'm "normal". Helps when you're a fastman like me.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The high average IQ

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Leftists treat me like an adult.

 

[Drip Torch]

Being able to talk shit about white people and it not be racist.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

When I meet a Mormon and they know I am not tainted with the sin of Cain.

 

[Jason Wynn]

That people trust me to get shit done and do what I say I’m going to do. To not have to be babysat or handheld through everything in life like I’m a child or a retard.

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

In my neighborhood people do things like sell tomato plants, firewood, or eggs. They leave out a box that says “Pay what you want.”

People don’t take the stuff without paying anything for it. The box the money goes in is left out overnight, and still there in the morning.

 

[Abella]

Being able to say “hi dad” to my father who was present in my life growing up and “thanks for the warning, officer” when I’m let go with a warning after being pulled over.

 

[barrow greeter]

being capable of understanding the concept of per capita

being capable of hearing smoke alarm low battery warnings

being ok with eating chicken that hasn't been washed in dawn dish soap first

being capable of postulating what i would feel like now if i didn't have breakfast this morning, even if i did in fact have breakfast

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Not being automatically niggerbrained.

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

Not having leftoids expect me to be on their side politically.