What do you love most about being white?

[Toilet Grenade]

Not having to suffer nigga moments.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Being regarded as attractive and having a decent sized dick.

 

[SCRAM]

My smoke alarm doesn't beep incessantly.

Automated closed captioning doesn't have a stroke when I talk.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Not the skin, but the blonde hair.
Love blonde.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

towering over a sea of neon shirts while waiting in line at gas stations

 

[snowdunes]

My honest answer: The calmness.

Yeah yeah, Italians might do some funny hand gestures, Germans do some passive aggressive remarks if something doesn't work and Scandinavians taking a few drinks too many etc. But no matter what, almost nobody will chimp out for minor shit (or just randomly for that matter). We just know that if you behave things will work out just fine, we understand why we got the rules that we have, as an instinct. Non-Europeans will exploit this "naive kindness", they see our social "rules" as roadblocks rather than a collaborative convenience.

We often joke about "Never relax" as a precaution meme to not get hurt (or even die) from a random chimp out, that is well documented to occure amongst niggers a lot more. But this is not a life worth living, to never have peace. I miss the calmness, to relax. Niggers robbed that us from that.

That's the best thing of being European ("White"), I can relax and just focus on my own thing in peace, even if I'm in a public space surrounded with (my) people. I know nothing bad will happen to me.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Not having a goofy accent

 

[Staticness]

Living in civilization instead of tribal raiding and a class discrimination that is at least subtle.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Being just the right amount of tall, and not having a chip on my shoulder.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I love having an actual history recorded by my own people, as well as a vast literature in my native language.

I think it’d be terribly sad to be of a culture in which your history is mainly composed of biased fragments and propaganda penned by those in power to further their own agendas.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

The awe inspiring, all encompassing Power:

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I can consume all the diary I want with no repercussions. Imagine being a nigger deprived of cheese, butter, milk, cream and yogurt. I would shoot myself on the spot.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

The best answers have already been posted.

In shitty neighborhood with a short haircut and sunglasses, niggers think I'm a plain clothes police officer and don't fuck with me.

If people see me with a firearm and know I'm not planning on robbing/raping them.


Other than that white people are considered socially the lowest class by institutions IE public office and college. You are going to have a hard time becoming a senator in a blue state, getting accepted to a good school.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

The innate knowledge of my own superiority.

 

[gobble gobble squawk]

Knowing that the nigger knows that i know that the nigger knows that i know that the nigger is in fact, a nigger. And that i am not.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Seeing all the brown people say how much they hate us, yet they buy wigs/weaves, contacts, and dyes to try and imitate features we come by naturally.

 

[Clovis]

Living among other white people, in a very white area.

 

[Febreze 💨💨]

That nonwhites understand our superiority and covet what we have (easy example - blacks, spics, asians thirsting for our women).

Makes me feel like a God

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

The kindness, morality, empathy and sheer goodness of the majority of my people.

Coming in a variety of colours. Everyone else is just black hair, brown eyes and brown skin. We are the most diverse race.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

I have a functioning brain unlike most non-whites.